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    Default So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    She's got chronic, end stage emphysema, probably less than 3 years to live. I figure I'll strap a bomb to her and have her walk into a big cigarette company or something. The only thing is, she can't walk very far or fast...she might not actually get in before they figure out what the gig is. It'd kind of suck to like, have her only blow herself up in the parking lot.

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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Get a scooter?



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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Can you have her walk into a credit card company instead?

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    I am sorry your mom is ill.

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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Get a scooter?
    Nah, that's too easy. I say a riding lawnmower.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Oooh, or flaming rollerskates a la Jackass.



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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    No, what about giving her a scooter and going into some major health insurance building.
    On a more serious note sorry to hear about your mom.
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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    I like the flaming roller skates idea.

    Maybe I'll soup up an electric wheelchair...strap a rocket to the back...THAT would be an AWESOME way to go out!

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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Hmm, maybe leave the baby at home tho.



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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    I'm very sorry about your mom.

    My mom is in a wheelchair and one of her nicknames is "Gimpy". Also "GWA"--"gimp with attitude".

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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Im sorry. My granny died from this illness, it's awful.
    Fucking cigarettes!!
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    I'm so sorry to hear about your mom
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
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    Default Re: So I'm trying to convince my mom to become a suicide bomber

    Get Michael Moore or those WTFUX guys to tape it, whatever you decide to do. You don't get a lot of do-overs with things like this.

    I'm so very sorry for what your mom and your family is going through right now. And I love our community for so effortlessly combining our bizarre morbidity with genuine sympathy.


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