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    Default My boobs are symmetrical!

    My boobs have always been more lopsided than normal. One's big and perky and the other's big and saggy. But...

    I've been hanging out with this witch doctor, and he said he could make my boobs even. I figured it might just be an excuse to fill me up, but what the hell, why not. And guess what???? My boobs are like sooo close to exactly even right now! I mean, my nipple has moved up!!

    I'll report back on how it lasts. He said I might need to rub them a couple times a week.



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    This is the most genius idea I've ever heard of....

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    I'm interested in hearing more. I'm about to go through with something like that myself...

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    Default Re: My boobs are symmetrical!

    can you ask him how to make them grow? I wanna know




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    So what did he do, massage them? And yeah, ask him how to like, triple their size overnight! But stay perky, not just bigger!

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    woowwww. i want a pic! (you can PM if you dont feel like posting) that's pretty cool.

    Love it!

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    I've heard of women increasing breast size through self-hypnosis. Truly wtf?, but the testimonials are vast. I'm also curious to know what he did? What do mean 'fill you up'? Feel you up?

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    when you say "witch doctor" what exactly do you mean? and yes, i want a detailed description (and pics!!) as well!!

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    Interesting. I have a Santeria spell somewhere which is for increasing boob size. Im interested to hear what this one involved too.

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    He said it was lymph massage and general witchery. I'll post before and after pics soon.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    He said it was lymph massage and general witchery. I'll post before and after pics soon.
    Interesting! - I once read an article about Taoist massage techniques which could be used can enlarge or reduce breast size. You dont know how many times Ive searcher for that article over the years!

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    Default Re: My boobs are symmetrical!

    So...you're paying someone to massage your breasts?


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    i dont believe she said she was paying..

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    So...you're paying someone to massage your breasts?
    Nah. I fixed his foot, he untwisted one of my ovaries, I gave him some lobelia for his asthma, he gave me a ham radio, I fixed him up a little more, he fixed me up a little more, etc.



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    Okay, I'm about to go in the bathroom at this restaurant and photograph my boobs for you guys. :-)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Nah. I fixed his foot, he untwisted one of my ovaries, I gave him some lobelia for his asthma, he gave me a ham radio, I fixed him up a little more, he fixed me up a little more, etc.
    ...this is the weirdest revert back to using trade as a currency I've ever heard of...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Nah. I fixed his foot, he untwisted one of my ovaries, I gave him some lobelia for his asthma, he gave me a ham radio, I fixed him up a little more, he fixed me up a little more, etc.
    Hippy! (Seriously, post how to do this. Please?)

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    Before:



    After:



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    holy shit!!!!

    i could have saved myself 7G!!!!

    you look great!

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    ....and his number would be....?


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    Holy fuck!

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    A. You're hot!

    B. Damn! That's a noticeable difference. Please tell him to come to NJ. Actually, any state, I'm sure.

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    It's magick. I think he's the only one who can do it, tho I guess it has something to do with lymph massage. It was a lot of boob rubbing. He's totally this redneck southern hillbilly witch, too.

    If you're in St. Louis, he's here! He'll fix your boobies too! If you're not... email him, he's mobile and van dwelling like me, maybe he'll pass through your area. He's thepossumhunter at gmail.



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    Holy giant boobs, Batman! Those looks great, I can't believe it worked.


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    WTF????

    How is that possible?? I need that done! One of my nipples is lower than the other one........crazy!!

    (PS- you live in a van? Explain!! LOL)
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