Recently, I was having a lapdance with a dancer. At one point during the dance, I was her ear coming towards my eye. Attached to the eye was a small earring and it was heading towards my eye! Luckily, I closed my eyelid in time to prevent severe eye damage. I told her that she almost poked my eye with her earring and we had a good laugh.
I suppose if I got an eye injury, I could have sued the club for tens of dollars!Also, imagine the ER conversation:
ER guy: "So what happened?"
Me: "Well, a girl was giving in a lapdance and she poked my eye out with her earring!"
ER guy: "I've been working here for 10 years and I've ever seen that before! We'll get that earring out of your eye soon, sir. Don't worry!"
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Also, imagine the ER conversation:
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I am surprised I didn't rip my whole piece of jewelry out at times.




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