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    Default Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    Recently, I was having a lapdance with a dancer. At one point during the dance, I was her ear coming towards my eye. Attached to the eye was a small earring and it was heading towards my eye! Luckily, I closed my eyelid in time to prevent severe eye damage. I told her that she almost poked my eye with her earring and we had a good laugh.

    I suppose if I got an eye injury, I could have sued the club for tens of dollars! Also, imagine the ER conversation:

    ER guy: "So what happened?"
    Me: "Well, a girl was giving in a lapdance and she poked my eye out with her earring!"
    ER guy: "I've been working here for 10 years and I've ever seen that before! We'll get that earring out of your eye soon, sir. Don't worry!"


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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    I was getting a LD and the dancer had a belly ring that was shaped like a corkscrew. In the middle of the dance her belly ring gets caught on my belt buckle. She couldn't move! We had to cal my friend over from the next couch to help.

    So here I am lying on the couch with this dancer on top of me and my friend and another dancer face in my lap trying to figure out how to unhook us! I would have loved to seen the security camera footage of that!

    We did get unattatched and she was OK.

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    My earring got caught on my shoulder once during a dance. I was wearing a lacey top and tilted my head and the earring got stuck.
    The customer had to help me out and pull it off and it really hurt. Not to mention I felt really embarrassed.
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    I've had my fishnets get wrapped around so many customers buttons and watches.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I've had my fishnets get wrapped around so many customers buttons and watches.
    This happens so much it's part of my hustle: "I'm stuck here. I guess you'll have to get another dance."

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    ^^^ good one Grace I've had my nuggets squashed by accident...but that's probably a common mishap.

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    I liked this girl once. She stepped on my cast on my foot and I never gave her the time of day afterwards. It depends on what happened.

    Joe Uncool

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    I've had my nuggets squashed by accident...but that's probably a common mishap.

    hb

    Unless I liked her as a person, she would never get the time of day from me again.

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    I flipped upside down on the pole and my shoe flew off and hit a customer who politely came up to stage and returned it. I gave him a free dance.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeUnCool View Post
    Unless I liked her as a person, she would never get the time of day from me again.
    Well that is certainly a rational response.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeUnCool View Post
    I liked this girl once. She stepped on my cast on my foot and I never gave her the time of day afterwards. It depends on what happened.

    Joe Uncool
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    Unless I liked her as a person, she would never get the time of day from me again.
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    Well that is certainly a rational response.
    I deduce that Joe does not wear a watch.
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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    Also, as a side note, I got poked in the eye with a nipple. Use your imagination.

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    I once kicked some guy walking past me in the head really hard with my shoe.

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    A number of years ago, I was getting a private dance from a dancer in a booth that had bead curtains.

    The dancer went gracefully down onto her knees.

    Her wig, which had got caught on the bead curtains, stayed 6 ft up in the air.

    Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    This happens so much it's part of my hustle: "I'm stuck here. I guess you'll have to get another dance."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    A number of years ago, I was getting a private dance from a dancer in a booth that had bead curtains.

    The dancer went gracefully down onto her knees.

    Her wig, which had got caught on the bead curtains, stayed 6 ft up in the air.

    Phil.
    ahhhhhh she must have been so embarrassed!!
    i lent my friend this huge blonde wig, it was rather ridiculous and fake looking.
    i told her not to perform ANY pole tricks while wearing it, no spins, nothing. she didn't listen and it came flying off in front of all the customers.
    we all laughed so hard. my manager went to the office and kept playing it over and over on the security tape!
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    A number of years ago, I was getting a private dance from a dancer in a booth that had bead curtains.

    The dancer went gracefully down onto her knees.

    Her wig, which had got caught on the bead curtains, stayed 6 ft up in the air.

    Phil.
    I saw once where a dancer lost her wig while dancing on stage. A guy sitting by the stage picked it up and put it on his head for the rest of her set.

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    "Attached to the eye was a small earring and it was heading towards my eye! Luckily, I closed my eyelid in time to prevent severe eye damage. I told her that she almost poked my eye..."

    "I got poked in the eye with a nipple"

    "It would be bad if one of these balled-up quarters if someone got hit in the eye"

    Ummm.... is this an issue?

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    20 years ago a drunk stripper on amateur night fell off the stage, knocked over my beer and landed in my lap. It was my first full contact lap dance. Of course, no contact was allowed back then (actually it still isn't in that club) so I was afraid I was going to get thrown out for touching...
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    Quote Originally Posted by White & Nerdy View Post
    I saw once where a dancer lost her wig while dancing on stage. A guy sitting by the stage picked it up and put it on his head for the rest of her set.
    Someone put the wig off a stranger's head on his head?

    Sounds like a lousy idea to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Someone put the wig off a stranger's head on his head?

    Sounds like a lousy idea to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    I was getting a LD and the dancer had a belly ring that was shaped like a corkscrew. In the middle of the dance her belly ring gets caught on my belt buckle. She couldn't move! We had to cal my friend over from the next couch to help.

    So here I am lying on the couch with this dancer on top of me and my friend and another dancer face in my lap trying to figure out how to unhook us! I would have loved to seen the security camera footage of that!

    We did get unattatched and she was OK.
    When I first started dancing I used to wear HUGE bling belly rings because well I like being flashy. I had to stop doing that of course when I realized those kind get painfully attached to customers I am surprised I didn't rip my whole piece of jewelry out at times.

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    I've gotten kneed in the special place 2 times. Both times it came from when the dancer was being playful with her knee near that area and a waitress/other dance/customer came by and nudged her by accident.

    I get a severe panic look on my face everytime a dancer does this move now.
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    I can't say I ever got stuck or poked by an ear ring. but I can say I got kicked in the face once at a club by mistake. she apologized and offered me a free private. but being the type of guy I am I did except the apology and instead of a free private we came to the agreement of her buying me a beer and a shot of 1800. I still got a dance from her but did pay for it. so we were all cool then. funny thing is I look back and laugh my *ss off about it now. good times....

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    Default Re: Almost got poked in the eye with an earring!

    I've gotten my belly ring stuck on customer's belt buckles and shirt buttons before, lol.

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