if i wanted to permenantly crash someone's computer...
how would i go about doing this?
anyone?



if i wanted to permenantly crash someone's computer...
how would i go about doing this?
anyone?
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i once accidentally did that to mine. came home somewhere in the middle of an 8 day cocaine bender and tried to check my emails... i have NO idea what i did but i actually managed to destroy my hard drive and motherboard beyond repair, and had to have them completely replaced. thankfully it was still under warranty, as it was only a few months old. the computer technician was actually impressed that i managed to fuck it up so bad.
Open it and toss a glass of water in?
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are you asking for virus's or just random ways to fuck it up? I could ask my bf if you like.![]()



viruses could be fun...
pretty much i want to make it irreparable, but have no way of them knowing i did it.
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2 words: Peanut Butter.![]()
These options might not be severe enough, but nonetheless fun ways to fuck with people:
If it still has a floppy drive stick a disk in and they will be unable to boot up until they take the disc out. Most people don't realize this for good while unless they are computer savvy.
Take a screen shot of their desktop, place it as the background on their desktop and hide all of the actual icons under the trash or just delete them since they are usually shortcuts only. They'll try to open the icons on the background image, which won't work of course, leaving them to reboot and search for viruses like mad. I did this to a moron supervisor when I worked at a company refurbishing computers and small electronics just to prove to everyone what a idiot (and douche) he was. He actually gave up and went home early.
Hmm, I'm pondering other ideas.
Running a super strong magnets along the hard drive? Like one of those horseshoe magnets would probably fuck that up good
Go into the system and delete dll files and any drivers you can find. I HATE missing dll files. Its so annoying. Perhaps combine this with a virus.
Use Boot and Nuke http://dban.sourceforge.net/. This is usually use to wipe out the hard drive prior to selling it or trashing it. Nothing is salvageable on it.





Why do you want to fuck someone's computer up?
Just wondering coz to state the obvious it's an expensive piece of property and generally contains important data etc....so I hope this person has done something bad to "deserve" you doing this.
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A Computer-A-Pult is good. Just launch the thing.![]()
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Just to be clear - you're here asking how to vandalize someone's property?
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my mom is using my old computer, and she's being an UBER bitch. basically blaming all the worlds problems on me. sadly, i'm not even exagerating.
the computer is almost ten years old and i've all but thrown it in the trash anyway.
so i'm asking how to vandalize my OWN property so that she can't use it anymore without me actually telling her she cant use it anymore.
i have three other computers, so i'm not that concerned about the old one.
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There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.



Well if its your mom ya wanna fuck with then I think the Snapshop of the desktop would be a good way to drive her crazy for a while.![]()
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Go to a lot of porn sites and open up every URL from Spam e-mails. The computer will fill up with so much spyware it'll crash!




Get a couple of magnets, kitchen magnets would probably work, but the stronger the better, and stick them inside the CPU... That should ruin it pretty fast...
Ever tried diet coke and mentos while standing next to the CPU? A two liter bottle would be best.![]()
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Soo I had to pull up this slightly stale thread because I found this:
http://www.bobiland.com/videos/prank...down_prank.php
A simple, quick way to screw with someones computer. You can basically make it so that every time they try to click a certain program or icon it shuts their computer down. It might not completely destruct the computer but it would be annoying as hell until they gave up.
I get giggly over finding new ways to screw with people![]()
'Accidentally' drop it down three flights of stairs.





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