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    So I'm sitting at work when a girl I work with is on stage. She does her dance and wiggle for the dude then kneels with her garter out. Dude folds a single length-wise and slide it in. As he does so, chick lets out a moan. Like vague-sexual-pleasure moan. Dude pauses, confused, then folds up another single and slides it in. Chick moans again, with a little more vigor. So he slips another one in, and she whimpers with her moans. Lather, rinse, repeat until she if full orgasmic screaming and he has given her his entire stack of ones (about thirty dollars). He was grinning like a fool and so was she. I was howling at the bar. I had never seen anything so funny.

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    Fucking awesome. There are always new ways to be entertaining on stage.

    If three people come to my stage at once to tip me I beg them to make it a gang bang and stick it all in me at once. I do the orgasmic scream too.
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    What great ideas! Moneygasm gangbang!

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    Freaking genius.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    What great ideas! Moneygasm gangbang!

    hahahahahaha

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    I always tell men the only way I can cum is if I see money. Oh god baby, money makes me SOOOO horny... hahahah. Awesome.


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    Susan Wayward has a great quote re: this topic... hang on...

    found it!
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    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Fucking awesome. There are always new ways to be entertaining on stage.

    If three people come to my stage at once to tip me I beg them to make it a gang bang and stick it all in me at once. I do the orgasmic scream too.

    If 3 people come up I'll say "ooh a threesome" and bite my lip. They like naughtay girls!

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    lol, that's awesome.

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    This is great stuff! Funny and dirty-ish but ultimately, just innocent fun!
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    LOOOL...TOO funny
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    Thats too funny and pretty clever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I always tell men the only way I can cum is if I see money. Oh god baby, money makes me SOOOO horny... hahahah. Awesome.
    Well, then, who turns you on more: Benjamin, Franklin, Lincoln, or Washington?


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    ^^Benjamin and Franklin are the same guy! I'll take him both!

    You can put Ben in my thong and Frank in my garter
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    he he he he, that's awesome!
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    *Ponders how best to do this in an area where they just lay the dollar on the stage*
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    there's a girl at my work who does that and it's great. i don't (since i'd be copying) but always make a little "yeow!" (not the painfull kind.. the happy like "rock on" kind.. hard to explain) if i get tipped a 10 or more. when other customers hear it they usually come up and try to get the same response. that or the guy does it again.

    i've had a guy keep tipping because he thought it was "so cute" every time i did it. heh

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    I'm 10000000% LOVE anything cheesy thats said/done in a friendly and playful manner! I use bad pick up lines all the time. And lately, when going on stage I just blatantly ask guys "Hey, do you like big butts?" (they always say yes) "Great!" and start booty poppin'. Tips-a-plenty. It hasn't failed me yet!

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    Rawr I wish we didn't do the tip walk here!! That sounds hilarious.

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    Oh...well..
    I've been doing this for about 10 years now. I kina thought it was semi-common, although no one at my club copied me, 'cause they were so nice that way.
    Always guarantees a smile..and usually an extra tip. Sometimes a good laugh too! It's usually a good sour-mood breaker.
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