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    Default Masturbate-a-thon in PDX

    An old friend of mine who goes by the name Darklady is looking for burlesque performers, dancers, jugglers, broken-glass-walkers (*poke*, Yekhefah), fire-eaters, etc., to perform at her seventh annual Masturbate-a-Thon, a charity event. The event is May 19th.

    Email her at [email protected] to apply.

    Such an old friend she barely remembers me, so dropping my name isn't necessary or even probably helpful. Maybe, though.
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    Doood. The event's name is misleading. I was hoping to read about a masturbation contest. Sheeeeit.

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    Heh. I didn't name it!
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    Yeah, I was hoping that Yek posted this, and she was gonna invite us girls over for a masturbate-a-thon. Damnit.

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    I love that idea. Let's do it.

    I need to start putting that glass show together this weekend. I think I might leave one of my debts unpaid a little longer and put some money toward festival entry fees and glass-dancing stuff. It would make me happier. Let me see what I can come up with to hold my glass and I'll drop her a note.

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    So, there isn't a competitive masturbation event in Portland? Because I would watch that.

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    Dude, this event's name gives false hope to teenage boys all over the world that they too can invite burlesque performers and dancers to their masturbatathons, all for the sake of "charity".

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    Well, how would they judge the winner?

    They'd have to have separate classifications for:
    • Gender
    • Duration
    • Speed
    • Volume
    • Frequency
    • ...

    ...anything else? I'm sure y'all can help me out here.

    Also remember, there's the Voodoo Donuts Cockfest. Not quite the same thing but close.
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    I would win the masterbatathon.

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    Nuh uh, I'll take you on anyday. You get too much real sex, lol.

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    Dark Lady is a very interesting person- I think anything she's promoting would probably be fun, if not at least unique.

    And you kids out there, (get off my lawn!) she's been writing about sex (work) and stripping longer than some of you have been out of diapers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    Nuh uh, I'll take you on anyday. You get too much real sex, lol.
    Is real sex good practice for a masturbatathon, though? I mean there's some skills overlap, but...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    Nuh uh, I'll take you on anyday. You get too much real sex, lol.
    Dude, I even masterbate WHILE I have sex. I challenge the to a .....jack off!!! LOL! Or would it be a jill off?

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    A jerk-off! hahaha

    Fair warning: I'm that one no one expects to make much of a show, but winds up showing everyone up with my mad masturbation skilllllzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunarobverse View Post
    ...broken-glass-walkers (*poke*, Yekhefah)...
    There is someone else here who does this???


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    LOL this title made me really excited---what a letdown

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    I've been to a few of her parties, they are always super tame. At least by my standards. I'm always the only girl fuckin'. I wonder if I've done Lunar....? Hmmm.....
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