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    Default Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    Have you ever had a guy wanting to "hug and make up" after he does something fucking retarded?

    I busted a guy trying to steal my bikini top from stage one night. He wasn't very smooth about it and I saw him, started a huge screaming fit (which is very unlike me so everyone noticed) and got him kicked out. He turns before they escort him out and says "I'm sorry, can we hug and make up?" UHH NOOO free gropage asshole.

    The same thing happened a few weeks ago when some ape tried shoving a single dollar down the front of my thong. I'm always really conscientious to try and take it in the side of my thong since I don't want money touching my girly bits. He had the nerve to tell me he was a strip club junkie, knew the deal and didn't like grabby girls. I don't know what kind of club he goes too but I'm not allowing a guy a to finger me under my thong for a dollar (hell, for any amount of money either). He too wanted to hug and make up after I told him to fuck off.

    Going on 48 hours of no sleep, apologies for any incoherent ramblings. I do suppose I answered my own question and these guys are just trying to get whatever they can for free.

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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    Hug = He gets to feel your tits pressed against him and put his hands on your body while saying it's to make you happier.

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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    ^^ exactly. AFTER trying to steal your top he thinks he deserves a hug? Fuck that.

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    Suuuure I'll hug you!

    *kneecrotch*

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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    LOL guys are so lame. They always try to tell me Im pissed off and then offer a hug to make it better. If I was really mad at them, the only thing that would make me like them better is money. Shit - even if Im not mad at them, the only thing that will make me like them better is money.

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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    Stupid old man one time practically swallowed my tit whole with his stinky denture mouth. I slapped him on the back of the head and walked away. Later on in the night, he came over to apologize and handed me four bucks. "What is this, an ASSHOLE tax!?!?" Threw it back at him. Like the four bucks and meager apology would make it all right. Just don't do it in the first place!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Yep, tonight. I had a guy argue with me about how many dances we had done in the VIP. We did 6. He said we did 3. He was a total douche about it. I somehow talked him down and let him know very firmly that the number was 6 and that I was not going to give him his money back. He also had been drinking vodka martinis all night, so I know he was a little tipsy. He agreed but then had to make one more snide comment about how he felt I was a dishonest person, but he "Guessed it's ok" I told him that we were over and then he got all kiss-assish and said "Damn, you are a knockout though. Best looking gal in the place. Have a good night and hopefully we can meet up later"
    Why would you want to hang out with me again if you have convinced yourself that I am some kind of dishonest moneygrubber??
    WTF???

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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    *kneecrotch*
    We need a smiley for that.
    Wait
    I found one.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



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    Default Re: Why do assholes want to "hug and make up"?

    ^^Hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    We need a smiley for that.
    Wait
    I found one.
    (said all Napoleon Dynamite-like) YESSSSSSSS!!!!

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