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    So I'm waiting for a consultation in my plastic surgeons office today.

    And some random dude is sitting across from me.

    He leans in, and says "hey... are you here to get a nose job?"






    Holy fucking what the fuck?

    I was there to talk to my doc about getting my boobs done, and it's not like I would tell that to a random stranger anyway.

    But to assume... and to say it out loud... omigod! omigod! omigod!!!!



    Okay, I'm gonna go cry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    So I'm waiting for a consultation in my plastic surgeons office today. And some random dude is sitting across from me.

    He leans in, and says "hey... are you here to get a nose job?"






    Holy fucking what the fuck?

    I was there to talk to my doc about getting my boobs done, and it's not like I would tell that to a random stranger anyway.

    But to assume... and to say it out loud... omigod! omigod! omigod!!!!



    Okay, I'm gonna go cry...

    Christ. What's wrong with people? Don't cry.

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    No crying! You know that guy was there to get a penis enlargement or calf implants or something. *hug*

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    SOPHIA. Don't even give it another thought. You are totally gorgeous and have a beautiful face including EVERYTHING. This dude (who was obviously not thinking either way) may have just been seeing the doctor for his own nose job and wanted to suss out some info or something.

    Still totally unacceptable on his part. But there is NO way on Earth that he looked at you and thought "She needs a nose job." No way.

    (Don't get me started on guys who make assumptions about when pregnant women are due . . . )
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    What a goober. He probably wanted to strike up a conversation with you so bad that he fumbled and could only come up with that dumbass question.

    Forget him

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    No crying! You know that guy was there to get a penis enlargement or calf implants or something. *hug*
    I was thinking lipo on his breasts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I was thinking lipo on his breasts
    Heheh. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    SOPHIA. Don't even give it another thought. You are totally gorgeous and have a beautiful face including EVERYTHING. This dude (who was obviously not thinking either way) may have just been seeing the doctor for his own nose job and wanted to suss out some info or something.
    Totally what I was thinking.

    But still, what's wrong with people? It's not like it's any of his business why you are there!

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    It just hit a bit of a nerve. I was called "big nose" for 3 years straight in middle school.

    Now some random douche-bag (who was actually waiting for his GF to have her consult with the doc) says such a fucked up thing.

    Makes me wonder if I really do have a schnoz.

    <~~ big nose
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    I understand, count me in on the "Big Schnoz" roster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    It just hit a bit of a nerve. I was called "big nose" for 3 years straight in middle school.

    Now some random douche-bag (who was actually waiting for his GF to have her consult with the doc) says such a fucked up thing.

    Makes me wonder if I really do have a schnoz.

    <~~ big nose
    *whaps you upside the head (lovingly)*

    Unequivocally NOT.

    And how dare you give any power to what Random McDouchebag said to you for reasons totally unrelated to your appearance?? Silly wabbit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunetteGoddess
    I understand, count me in on the "Big Schnoz" roster.
    Ditto. Whenever people are mad at me and they need a quick insult, it's always my nose they pick on first...every single time(used to also be my flat chest, but thankfully I don't have that prob anymore LOL)...and it's bad enough that I already hate how it looks in pictures and all, so those criticisms just kinda verify my insecurity. A few yrs ago when I admitted to the female manager at my first club that I would be taking time off work to get my boob job, she tried to talk me out of it(heh probably because she didn't want her reliable little dancer to not work the dead lil' dayshifts) and said "Get a nose job instead. You need it more." Now considering that my chest was already flat as a board(hence I absolutely NEEDED a boob job), how do you think I felt?

    I know you probably feel annoyed and sad...I would too. I haven't met you, but apparently Rose White has and she says that your face is very beautiful, so I would trust her word more than some random douchebag.

    Did you say anything back to him?? These days I'd be ballsy enough to say a wisecrack about penis enlargement surgery LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    SOPHIA. Don't even give it another thought. You are totally gorgeous and have a beautiful face including EVERYTHING. This dude (who was obviously not thinking either way) may have just been seeing the doctor for his own nose job and wanted to suss out some info or something.

    S )
    Exactly. He was probably there to get a nosr job and wanted to talk about it.

    I want my nose AND my boobies done
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    wtf? I think douchebag should become a fatal disease.

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    Baby, I'm sorry that dude was such a turd. I know that you haven't been feeling the greatest about yourself lately and in comes the elephant man to stir it up. What a creep. I'm sure you are absolutely gorgeous and I can't wait to meet you on the 4th.
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    what'd you say to the asshat? hopefully you are quicker than i am at comebacks.

    Love it!

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    How rude. Some people are so socially inept.
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    I was wondering the same thing as Chrissy, what did you say?
    I would have laughed at him. Fucker. The nerve!

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    I read a post on another forum about what a brilliant (and totally unethical and fucked up) strategy it would be for a plastic surgeon to come into the room shuffling through the papers and say something like ^ above when he knows you're in for something else. Create the insecurity to get repeat customers. Didn't think anyone would actually be douchey enough to do it! I guess that's like pointing to a random woman's belly and asking when the baby is due. Dude. Just...don't.


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    Like the others told me when I was feeling down in my other thread, there's got to be an ulterior motive behind that. A random person who doesn't know you wouldn't say such a thing out of nowhere, unless it was for his own personal gain. He probably thought that you might take an appearance comment seriously since you were at a plastic surgeon's office and wanted to pick on you like some insecure bully at middleschool

    I haven't seen you, but everyone is saying you look good. I'm sure you do.

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    I still maintain he was there for a nose job and trying to make convo with u. Like if you were sitting in a jenny craig a person might ask you if u were on a diet, wouldnt let it bother u
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    I still maintain he was there for a nose job and trying to make convo with u. Like if you were sitting in a jenny craig a person might ask you if u were on a diet, wouldnt let it bother u
    yeah sounds like he thought you 2 had something in common, and wanted to talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    yeah sounds like he thought you 2 had something in common, and wanted to talk about it.
    Meh... he said that he was just there with his GF who was going to be getting the work done. I have no reason to assume he was lying since he obviously says what's on his mind .... ugh what a jerk.
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    Even if he was there with his gf, some men are scum who will hit on a hottie that strikes their fancy.

    You are hot. Your nose is fabulous. I want a boob job. Can we get a matching set?

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    I'd have asked him if he was there to get a brain transplant and to mind his own business.

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