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    White People Are Weird

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

    Look at the stuff they like...
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    That's a gem, Sophia!

    I wonder how many I'm guilty of . . .
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    Sterling social satire, Sophia_Starina!

    "One of the best places to gain a white person’s trust is at an Oscar party."

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    Love it.

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    LOL... they had me at Farmer's Markets
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    hehe.....what no mayonaise?

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    Ha ha...."threaten to move to Canada" I threaten I'll move to Newfoundland when I get pissed off...it's practically another country.
    hb

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Real View Post
    hehe.....what no mayonaise?
    Ewww... mayo?
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    omfg. this. is. hilarious!

    Love it!

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    OMFG! The kids that used to call me the black white girl were right! I do nearly everything on that list! LOL
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    Hilarious!! Found myself in agreement more than once or twice there.

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    I am not white enough, apparently. Still funny as hell. Do people really read the Sunday NY Times?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Funny & Brilliant
    hb

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    Bizarre, truly bizarre.

    *kicks the Michel Gondry Directors Series DVD behind the couch, whistles*

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    I feel like a cracker now...

    They've got me nailed on a bunch of these.

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    It's funny cuz it's true....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    You guys are racist! That's it, I'm moving to Canada!


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    I am seriously LOL'ing over here... oh... my... god. This rings true way too much!!

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    I rang true your mom way too much


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    i legitimately loled so hard reading this!
    Mark Twain -
    "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great"

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    When my friend and I found that we were *hurting* from laughing so hard.

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    That "Black People Love Us" Isn't a real site, is it?

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    Yes, it actually exists.

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