1. Go to a friends house, upon walking in go, "Dude, what the fuck happened to your car?!" Watch them freak.
2. Ring my friend before they go to work and seem sad, "I'm SO sorry you got fired from work!"
3. While visiting someone say, "I heard you found out about the affair. I'm sorry you had to find out that way. Everyone else knew weeks ago."
4. Use your finger to put Bitter Apple Spray around the edge of everyone's cups you know.
5. Dip all my smoking friend's cigarettes in Orajel so their mouth goes numb.
6. Pop off a few keys of my friend's or partner's keyboard and relplace them in different spots.
7. Replace a persons #1 speeddial with the number for a mental health clinic.
8. I like to dye the cat (organically) a different colour and act shocked when they ask about it. What do you mean? The cat's always been blue...



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