Results 1 to 19 of 19

Thread: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

  1. #1
    Banned
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    in the middle of a cornfield
    Posts
    5,119
    Thanks
    2,693
    Thanked 2,988 Times in 1,098 Posts
    My Mood
    Fine

    Default Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Hmmm....I used to make my Barbies have sex. Not have sex with my Barbies!! LOL!

  2. #2
    God/dess Sophia_Starina's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Nudie-Land
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4,151 Times in 1,462 Posts
    My Mood
    Sneaky

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Ewwwwwww so wrong!!! LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

  3. #3
    God/dess Bella21's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2003
    Location
    SoCal
    Posts
    7,772
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 40 Times in 35 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Whoa! And here I was expecting someone to pretend to be Barbie and get fucked... Dude...
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

  4. #4
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    that is wrong. lol!

  5. #5
    God/dess BalletBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Candy Mountain
    Posts
    3,835
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    That made me laugh. I mean, was she really getting off on barbie?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Lysondra, can I taste your Abortion?
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowles View Post
    BalletBaby + Alice in Chains >>> Pie.

  6. #6
    Banned
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    in the middle of a cornfield
    Posts
    5,119
    Thanks
    2,693
    Thanked 2,988 Times in 1,098 Posts
    My Mood
    Fine

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    The little Barbie hand is touching her clit. LOL! It is funny!!

  7. #7
    Senior Member Indira's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    eeww!

    You know a song comes to mind

    I'm a barbie girl....in my owners c*nt
    All that plastic...it's fantastic.

    LMAO

  8. #8
    Veteran Member $$$magnet's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    373
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm on the floor, dying....really
    i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
    i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
    i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
    that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
    doing what a woman does / when shes natural
    i would have a revolution

    --nikki giovanni

  9. #9
    Banned
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    in the middle of a cornfield
    Posts
    5,119
    Thanks
    2,693
    Thanked 2,988 Times in 1,098 Posts
    My Mood
    Fine

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Quote Originally Posted by Indira View Post
    eeww!

    You know a song comes to mind

    I'm a barbie girl....in my owners c*nt
    All that plastic...it's fantastic.

    LMAO

    LOL! Too funny!!

  10. #10
    Senior Member Indira's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    oh no....this song is stuck in my head now

    You can brush my hair...
    and touch me everywhere...

    LOL...I don't know if I can stop

  11. #11
    Banned
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    in the middle of a cornfield
    Posts
    5,119
    Thanks
    2,693
    Thanked 2,988 Times in 1,098 Posts
    My Mood
    Fine

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Quote Originally Posted by Indira View Post
    oh no....this song is stuck in my head now

    You can brush my hair...
    and touch me everywhere...

    LOL...I don't know if I can stop

    Better yet:

    You can brush my hair
    I'll touch you everywhere..

  12. #12
    God/dess Polekitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Uk
    Posts
    2,222
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    This is just wrong on so many levels.



    "I don't take a piss without getting paid for it." - Harlan Ellison

    Life is movement, movement is life.
    To live is to move, to move is to be alive.
    - Mirka Knaster


    Quote Originally Posted by pixierocksonthepole View Post
    "tampons are proof that God exsists."

  13. #13
    Moderator Djoser's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Key West
    Posts
    16,343
    Thanks
    1,395
    Thanked 5,487 Times in 2,768 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Damn, that's funny--I can't take it as anything but a joke.

    Reminds me, though, when I was about 5-6 years old my kissing cousin and I had her Barbie put on a stripshow, lol--she had a little stage or something even.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

    ______________________________________

  14. #14
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    3,083
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    So wrong. Just so wrong. LMAO


  15. #15
    God/dess LuckyOne's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Location
    LAS
    Posts
    3,118
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked 259 Times in 98 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    OMG- WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT???

    I mean... oops. That is wrong. So wrong.

  16. #16
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    3,083
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    OMG- WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT???

    I mean... oops. That is wrong. So wrong.


  17. #17
    God/dess Lexi's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Jerz
    Posts
    6,117
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    OMG thats not even hot. LMFAO

    Gross

  18. #18
    Featured Member Kaiyla's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2003
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,478
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 19 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    ^I agree. More comical than sexy. The beginning had me cracking up when it showed her with the tiny little barbie hand on her clit. How can that seriously feel good?

  19. #19
    Featured Member AznExtasy's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,880
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 33 Times in 23 Posts

    Default Re: Lucky Barbie!! *porn*

    Girls fake a lot of stuff in porn. That was funny though.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 16
    Last Post: 10-03-2011, 10:37 PM
  2. Oh lucky LUCKY me...
    By CKXXX in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: 06-09-2008, 12:50 AM
  3. Replies: 22
    Last Post: 05-03-2008, 05:39 PM
  4. if you're lucky..
    By Chrissy68 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 05-12-2007, 02:18 PM
  5. One REALLY lucky guy!
    By MishaBliss in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-25-2007, 10:25 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •