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    Yesterday was D-E-A-D. Then three guys wandered in late and sat at the rail for an hour or two, and it seemed like my last chance of the night to make any money off stage. Since two are talking to the girl on stage, I sit next to the third:

    Me: Hi! Mind if I keep you company a while?

    Him: I guess. *shrug*

    Me: Well, you don't seem very excited. . . . *pout*

    Him: Well, I'm not.

    Me: Oh! *bigger pout* Why not?

    Him: I'm not going to get a table dance.

    Should've known he was a cheap-ass. He and his friends only tipped a dollar each during the entire stage set.

    I want to hear your best rejection story! Time to laugh at ourselves and get it off our chests!

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    "I'm gay" -lamest excuse ever. I've seen gay guys buy lap dances! And they were really nice to everyone. They were married, holding hands and everything.


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    "I'm married"

    Really, why are you here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    "I'm gay" -lamest excuse ever. I've seen gay guys buy lap dances! And they were really nice to everyone. They were married, holding hands and everything.
    I get this alot, I always say, "Sorry, should have know, you look quite gay, ya know your clothes an stuff. I wasn't even gonna come over, sorry to bother ya "

    That usually gets quite a reaction.



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    ha, best rejection story. So sitting with dave groehl and his buddies (seriously) in scores back in 2006, when I go onstage and leave my drink at the table. I come back after my set and dave's mate tells me to piss off, he doesn't want me sitting there, he thinks I'm ugly and he likes the other girl's more. then he won't let me get my drink. So I grab the bottle of cranberry nestling in the ice bucket, pour it all over him, and get fired.

    But dave groehl came over and apologized and was super sweet.

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    Rejection is annoying, but it's part of the job, so I don't let it bother me too much. However, these two things will piss me off, guaranteed, every single time:

    1) Rejecting me before I say a damn thing... if I walk up to say hi and they say, "No thanks" or "maybe later." This doesn't happen often, but when it does, I make them feel like shit for not even letting me say hello. That's just rude.

    2) Saying, "I already had a dance." Um, while I am glad you helped out one of my girls, you didn't have that dance with me, so why the fuck do I care? Do they think we split tips or something? I wish they would think before they say this.

    I think the funniest one, though, was the dude in Portland who bragged for 15 minutes about how awesome it was to be the night manager at Safeway, and then said all sadly, "I can't afford a dance, though. " Nice. Maybe if he was a daytime manager.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyJess View Post
    1) Rejecting me before I say a damn thing... if I walk up to say hi and they say, "No thanks" or "maybe later." This doesn't happen often, but when it does, I make them feel like shit for not even letting me say hello. That's just rude.
    NO JOKE. I freakin' HATE this. The worst is when you're gonna introduce yourself and they say no thanks before you even get a word out of your mouth. Or either try to dismiss you by waving you away. That is the rudest thing ever.

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    2) Saying, "I already had a dance." Um, while I am glad you helped out one of my girls, you didn't have that dance with me, so why the fuck do I care? Do they think we split tips or something? I wish they would think before they say this.
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    I've got a couple memorable whackers.....

    "Yeah I would get a dance from you if you didn't ruin your body with all those tattoos....such a shame....(looks me up and down, then shakes his head) you're such a beautiful girl too. I'm so sorry for you"

    Older guy back in the dark corner of the club, chatted with him for a few mins, seemed normal, I ask for a dance: "No thanks, you seem like you are a good person with a heart if gold, I need someone that I can take home, then I'll whip my penis out and we'll have sex"

    The other night I walked up to a younger looking guy, sitting by himself and looked kinda sad...I didn't even get my ass in the chair next to him before he looks up at me and goes "NO!NO!NO! Just leave me the HELL alone!!" He seemed really agile so I asked if he was o.k. and if there was something we could do for him. He goes "Yeah! All of you can leave me the hell alone!!"

    Issues, buddy, Issues.

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    I prefer not to dwell on the negative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post

    "Yeah I would get a dance from you if you didn't ruin your body with all those tattoos....such a shame....(looks me up and down, then shakes his head) you're such a beautiful girl too. I'm so sorry for you"


    The other night I walked up to a younger looking guy, sitting by himself and looked kinda sad...I didn't even get my ass in the chair next to him before he looks up at me and goes "NO!NO!NO! Just leave me the HELL alone!!" He seemed really agile so I asked if he was o.k. and if there was something we could do for him. He goes "Yeah! All of you can leave me the hell alone!!"
    Wow that first guy is a dick!!


    And that second guy needs to get the HELL out of a stripclub. Fucking idiot!

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    This is only half a rejection but I think it's appropriate to say here. Baffles me. I get told I look like Alanis Morrisette a lot:

    Him: You look like Alanis Morrisette...... no offense.
    Me: Why no offense? I think she's beautiful.
    Him: Yeah, well, I would never get a dance from her.
    Me: Well would you get a dance from me?
    Him: Let's go! ... *and we walk to the dance booth*

    What the hell???? I was expecting him to say no and get outta there pronto but he spent $100 of me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    I prefer not to dwell on the negative.
    Yeah but being able to laugh at rejection is what makes the job bearable. At least I took this thread to be a funny thread and not a sob thread.

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    Some dick was in the club for HOURS and kept hemming and hawing about getting a dance and he blurted out during a stage set that "you don't seem like you'd give a good dance" "aww, why not?" "you're so young" *immediately steps far away and dances half assedly the rest of the set*

    Same guy also needed to be told like 20 times I couldn't sit and chat since I'm underage.

    Somebody on here suggested keeping count of rejections, and when you break a new record to reward yourself with a pedicure or something. That way you ask everyone and don't fear rejection.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post

    Somebody on here suggested keeping count of rejections, and when you break a new record to reward yourself with a pedicure or something. That way you ask everyone and don't fear rejection.
    Oooh! Good idea! That's like the "No" game that Paris made up. She'd walk around trying to get a lot of "no" answers because it made her cringe less about being rejected or something. After a while it became a positive thing. And if someone said yes, then you make your money and then return to the game!

    I'd have to say that I really despise being told "no thanks" before I even say hello. But then I can look at it positively and say that I just have that much more time to move onto someone else and make a sale sooner rather than have someone try to waste my time! If you don't take it personally, you have the upper hand.

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    Thanks for all the awesome stories, girls! I'm glad for the lightheartedness.

    Also, I think I like the idea of the no game or rewarding yourself for a certain number of no's. I'm sure that will get me out there talking to customers more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    I get this alot, I always say, "Sorry, should have know, you look quite gay, ya know your clothes an stuff. I wasn't even gonna come over, sorry to bother ya "

    That usually gets quite a reaction.
    that's a great comeback


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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    Yeah but being able to laugh at rejection is what makes the job bearable. At least I took this thread to be a funny thread and not a sob thread.
    Totally!


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    Thanks for all the awesome stories, girls! I'm glad for the lightheartedness.

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    A number of times in Portland I got guys who'd say pointedly, "No. I'd get too excited." I wasn't sure if they were complaining of blue balls or saying a freakin' air dance would make 'em pop.
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Oh I hear that one all the time too. It just means they want extras.

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    I had a horrible, constant "no" night on thursday, but these three gems all came from the SAME TABLE:
    "I'm all danced out" (I asked the other girls, NO ONE gave him a dance that night)
    "It's not in my budget." (eh...ok, believable.)
    "I'm in a band, so I'm broke." (wow)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    "I'm in a band, so I'm broke." (wow)
    That one made me laugh so hard for some reason! I guess the bluntness of it.

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    Well, I figured it was probably the blue balls. But it *sounds* more like the other, which is kind of amusing.

    And, aww man, band guys! A club I worked in used to have bands. They'd take up space and not tip, mostly -- though they sometimes encouraged the other custies to get up there.
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi NY View Post
    ha, best rejection story. So sitting with dave groehl and his buddies (seriously) in scores back in 2006, when I go onstage and leave my drink at the table. I come back after my set and dave's mate tells me to piss off, he doesn't want me sitting there, he thinks I'm ugly and he likes the other girl's more. then he won't let me get my drink. So I grab the bottle of cranberry nestling in the ice bucket, pour it all over him, and get fired.

    But dave groehl came over and apologized and was super sweet.
    I know this was not the point of the story but you should NEVER EVER leave a drink with any customer, famous or not, unless you enjoy being roofied, raped and possibly killed, either by ODing on the shitty drugs he put in your drink, or after the several hours he spends torturing you at the lovely destenation at which you arrive after you get your first and invariably last free ride in a trunk.

    I digress...

    Okay, this didn't happen to me but it's hilarious. It happened to my friend Theresa, who by the way is smoking hot, with big boobs so I don't get what this guys point was:

    her: Hi there!! Would you like a dance?
    him: No, I'd prefer a girl with bigger breasts....
    her: That's okay. I'd prefer a guy with a bigger wallet....

    This, however, DID happen to me....

    me:So how are you doing tonight?
    him:Fine
    Me:How about a dance?
    him: no thanks. I'm really fussy about who I get dances from, I only like really pretty girls
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    Scenario #1: Guy puts up his hand or starts shaking his head wildly as soon as I start to walk in his direction and approach him. (I usually consider a guy like this a "dead end" that I won't be able convince with even the best sales skills in the world, so I usually respond by promptly walking past him with my nose in the air, acting as if he's invisible. Fuck saying "hi" to someone like that!)

    Scenario #2: Guy says "I can't get a dance with you. You're too young for me." (I was 23 at the time but I looked around 18-20)

    Scenario #3: White-haired, very very pale complexion old fart whispers to me, "I only like black girls."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    The other night I walked up to a younger looking guy, sitting by himself and looked kinda sad...I didn't even get my ass in the chair next to him before he looks up at me and goes "NO!NO!NO! Just leave me the HELL alone!!" He seemed really agile so I asked if he was o.k. and if there was something we could do for him. He goes "Yeah! All of you can leave me the hell alone!!"

    Issues, buddy, Issues.
    i think i met that guy about a year ago.

    dude seriously checked me out a couple times as i walked by, caught my eyes, and then gave me that crap when i walked up to say hi.

    funny thing...business may have gotten slower, but i've been coming across a lot fewer of the total and complete assholes. guess some of the people who've been fucked in the dip in the economy kinda deserved it, can't even afford the cover now. maybe? just let me believe what makes me happy, please.

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