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    Dear Abby

    I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
    me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
    up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently
    although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends
    from work, you don't know them."

    I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but
    I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with
    my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but
    last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on
    her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I
    could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a
    night out with "the girls."

    When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which
    was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them
    on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I
    noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my
    3-wood.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
    pro-shop where I bought it?

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    Default Re: dear abby

    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!


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    Default Re: dear abby

    Oh that's a good one
    hb

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    Default Re: dear abby

    Wtf... men and golf!

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    Default Re: dear abby

    Lmfao

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    Default Re: dear abby

    LOL! Typical man.....

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    Default Re: dear abby

    ROTFLMAO!!! the sad part is some men probably do think like this

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