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    Ok bitches, bring it! Let's duke it out! Actually, I have to get back to working shortly, but when I return, I want to see a huge fight. I'm betting the over: stripper 17 trolls 1. Yes, the trolls may get one acceptable point if their insult is powerful and poingant enough.

    Let me begin: bodybuilders have tiny peckers and give each other handjobs in the lockerroom in between injecting steroids up each other's rectums.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    i think the latest bodybuilding troll was banned already.

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    I'd rather see Brendita and Kat get it on. But that's just me.
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    I'm neither stripper nor bodybuilder.

    But I think it's obvious who I would be rooting for. And throwing dollar bills at.
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    I have had sex with strippers and female bodybuilders.

    Strippers eat less.

    A lot less.
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    I'm waiting for the truck forums to find us again. One of the ones that Boy reads posted a thread about finding the site a few months back. He was reading the thread while I was happily reading SW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunarobverse View Post
    I'm neither stripper nor bodybuilder.

    But I think it's obvious who I would be rooting for. And throwing dollar bills at.
    Ditto here, but lets not forget that 1 former bodybuilder is now governor of CA, can't recall any strippers being governor. Will a SW stripper be governor sometime ? I "think" there's been an Italian pornstar that's a member of Italian Parliament, or similar, and one CO dancer at least ran for a city council seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    Ditto here, but lets not forget that 1 former bodybuilder is now governor of CA, can't recall any strippers being governor. Will a SW stripper be governor sometime ? I "think" there's been an Italian pornstar that's a member of Italian Parliament, or similar, and one CO dancer at least ran for a city council seat.
    No but Sally Stanford was the Mayor of Sausilito and a damn good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    Ditto here, but lets not forget that 1 former bodybuilder is now governor of CA, can't recall any strippers being governor. Will a SW stripper be governor sometime ? I "think" there's been an Italian pornstar that's a member of Italian Parliament, or similar, and one CO dancer at least ran for a city council seat.
    I think strippers are far too smart to run for office. And far less corrupt enough to win.
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    Default Re: I Wanna Troll Fight!!

    This is getting way off topic...the topic being Brendita and Kat. Focus people.
    hb

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    Ditto here, but lets not forget that 1 former bodybuilder is now governor of CA, can't recall any strippers being governor. Will a SW stripper be governor sometime ? I "think" there's been an Italian pornstar that's a member of Italian Parliament, or similar, and one CO dancer at least ran for a city council seat.
    And Koleen Brookes (ex-stripper) was mayor of Georgetown. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...38/detail.html
    Bad example, though, she got sent to jail for theft.

    HockeyBobby, I agree with you! heehee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    And Koleen Brookes (ex-stripper) was mayor of Georgetown. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...38/detail.html
    Bad example, though, she got sent to jail for theft.

    HockeyBobby, I agree with you! heehee.
    At least she wasn't a boring politician:

    Her Breasts Are In Good Hands

    EAGLE, Colorado - Stripper-turned-mayor Koleen Brooks has something to get off her chest -- she has testified she wanted to protect her breast implants. Brooks' was on the stand yesterday, charged with faking an assault on herself. But the jury didn't buy all of the story. She was found innocent on a charge of tampering with evidence but guilty of false reporting. Prosecutors had questioned Brooks on why her breasts didn't show signs of injury, which would be typical in that sort of an attack. Brooks said she shielded herself with her hands because it was her fourth breast implant. The former Georgetown, Colorado, mayor claims she's the victim of her political enemies. The ex-stripper lost her mayoral post in a recall election

    So we've had no bodybuilders show up to refute Kat's statement re: tiny peckers, handjobs, and rectal injections. On the other hand Brendita is game for some Kat cyber play. I'm thinking Kat will be pleased with all she has wrought when she gets home from workies.
    hb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    I have had sex with strippers and female bodybuilders.

    Strippers eat less.

    A lot less.
    I had a friend who was a stripper bodybuilder. She certainly did eat quite a bit mor than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I am always pleased to get lots of attention, especially from hotstuff like Brendita. Now I am off to my wonderful boyfriend's house for stuffed chicken, Lush jacuzzi, and lots of sex. And he knows I stripped and likes it and doesn't find it degrading. And he's hot. And fit.

    C'mon bodybuilder douche nozzles.....brrrrrrrrrrrrring it! I will check back tomorrow.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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