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    Default So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?

    It gets better. I let him know I never have sex on the first date (and certainly not with HIM!!!) and he asked would I let a guy masturbate over me instead. He was, incidentally, not someone I met in a stripclub, we were introduced by a mutual friend who told him to read my book with a view to optioning it.

    Sigh. Does anyone else suffer the consequences of stripperdom in their emotional and dating life?

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    ^^^ That's just awful. Sorry.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    meh. I'm just a disaster with men. I was before I was a stripper, I was during, I am after. I'm beginning to think I just emit some kind of homing signal for assholes. They see me coming...

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    That is the absolute best first date story I've heard... in a long time.

    Seriously. It actually puts me in an incredibly bad mood - the last (and only) time that happened to me, the guy was met with a blank stare and "You suddenly got very boring to me." and I left 25 seconds later, because really, what more is there to say after that?
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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    He said all that on a first date? What a keeper. The men who care nothing about a girl's personality and just want the "stripper treatment" for free in the form of a girlfriend can go fuck themselves.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    I actually burst into tears like a big ole wuss as I was jetlagged and a bit drunk, to which he said "I have no idea what you've been through stripping but I can tell it must have been hard". I'm saving him a cameo in my next book.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    What a douche. At least you were able to figure it out from the get go. Next!

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi NY View Post
    CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?

    It gets better. I let him know I never have sex on the first date (and certainly not with HIM!!!) and he asked would I let a guy masturbate over me instead. He was, incidentally, not someone I met in a stripclub, we were introduced by a mutual friend who told him to read my book with a view to optioning it.

    Sigh. Does anyone else suffer the consequences of stripperdom in their emotional and dating life?
    Whoa. Mimi, that guy was just fucked. Not your fault at all. Good that you found out quick. Next.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    That is the absolute best first date story I've heard... in a long time.

    Seriously. It actually puts me in an incredibly bad mood - the last (and only) time that happened to me, the guy was met with a blank stare and "You suddenly got very boring to me." and I left 25 seconds later, because really, what more is there to say after that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi NY View Post
    I actually burst into tears like a big ole wuss as I was jetlagged and a bit drunk, to which he said "I have no idea what you've been through stripping but I can tell it must have been hard".
    Are you serious?! Like you crying had nothing to do with him being a douchebag and everything to do with your job?

    What a jerk

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    Holy shit. What. a. cockmaster.

    I wouldn't know whether to just walk away without saying anything or stay for a little while longer just to subtly yet effectively tear him apart. Although I think your reaction was pretty reasonable.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    I have gotten some extremely bad reactions when telling women I am a stripclub DJ. Some of them get mad at me, even.

    Though none of the non-dancers have asked me to put them onstage, a few dancers have asked me to pretend I was! I don't like doing it, unless I am in exactly the right mood.

    Sorry the guy was such an asshole, Mimi. No one should make you cry like that. Yes, rip him a new asshole in your next book...
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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Wow. On the bright side you could tell right away not to waste time with a second date
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    What an asshole. Don't let it worry you hon. Be thankful that he showed his true colours on the first date so you didn't waste any more time dating him.



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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Wow guys are ridiculous. I was on a second date with a guy last week when he asked the same thing.
    Its like if we were dating an electrician and asked "when you gonna rewire my shit?"
    Uhh it's a job lol

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    what a loser! what a loser...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi NY View Post
    I actually burst into tears like a big ole wuss as I was jetlagged and a bit drunk, to which he said "I have no idea what you've been through stripping but I can tell it must have been hard".
    Yeah, cause obviously you chose that moment to cry over your horrible experiences as a stripper. It must have been because you felt so safe with him, you could really let it all out. Nothing to do with him asking to use your body as spank material on a first fucking date. Thanks Mr. Sympathetic.

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    That's the spirit. Is your blog still alive? Murder him in print. He deserves it.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Wow. I mean wow. That's pretty special!

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Gotta love the nerve (and sheer vacancy) of people like that. Amazing!

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Wow, what a jerk. On your first date? At least wait until later on in the relationship when you are in his bedroom getting ready to have sex to ask for a lapdance....

    I get this crap when I go to parties and guys find out I'm a stripper and ask for lapdances and to see me naked. I always give them my business cards and try to explain that the house is not a club so obviously I am not currently working but it never seems to work and they still follow me around annoying me.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Eeesh. Who does that? Sorry you had to put up with his douchebaggery, dear.

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Wow. What an unbelievable douche!

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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi NY View Post
    I let him know I never have sex on the first date (and certainly not with HIM!!!) and he asked would I let a guy masturbate over me instead.
    Ew that's disgusting. What did he think you were going to say, "Sure, jizz on me anywhere you want."
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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Yeah, I'd have definitely started crying for losing the potential book option.

    But on the dating front, I think you're lucky. This kind of thing is an automatic jerk filter! They don't get past the first date and you don't have to sink time and money into trying them out!
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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    Quote Originally Posted by iseestars View Post
    I get this crap when I go to parties and guys find out I'm a stripper and ask for lapdances and to see me naked. I always give them my business cards and try to explain that the house is not a club so obviously I am not currently working but it never seems to work and they still follow me around annoying me.
    I would find out what they do and then turn it out around on them.

    Oh.. so you are an electrician.. oh.. okay.. can you come do a few things for free for me even tho' you aren't at work at the moment, too ??

    Men really are simple. They can only process one thing at a time. hahaha.

    My problem with dating is that some people will think I am "easier" due to being a stripper.. they all of a sudden forget that I am firstly another human being and secondly a woman..

    Only the rare few *sigh* can actually only see what I do for an income as just that.. something I do for an income... it's a part of my life, it has helped shape me into who I am today, however it is still only work.. and is not the whole me.

    One of the reasons why I can't wait to eventually be done with it. At least hopefully I won't be so overly sexualised as a dog groomer


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    Default Re: So a guy asked me to give him a lapdance on the first date...

    That happened to me!! He was like, "I'm not letting you leave until you give me a lapdance... what song do you want?" AAAHHH!!! He knew I was a stripper but I used to know him in high school so I thought he wouldn't be a psycho about it... (No, there wasn't a second date.)
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