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    I'm horny. Really horny. I only let myself get off once just now, saving my juices for the gym, then for real sex later. I wish I was having sexytime right now.

    That is all.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I have exactly the same problem, except going to the gym actually gets me MORE worked up.

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    Me too, but its my training time, so I go.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    :sigh: I want to be horny, even mildly horny :sigh:

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    I just got back from my workout, I'm too exhausted to be horny right now. But I've got a "nooner" for tomorrow!!

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    I'm horney too, but can't do anything about it for at least another 2 days

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    Horny & VERY depressed that I can't get some. I feel miserable, almost. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Horny & VERY depressed that I can't get some. I feel miserable, almost. lol
    I know what you mean! I won't get any until this evening, after we are both done working. He said he was going to come over and pulvarize my cunt, then paint me like a jackson pollack. Fucking hot!


    Edit: above didn't make sense at first. By paint, he means jizz.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Lucky woman you... Happy fucking.

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    lol I'm sorry but that was too funny! Have fun!

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    I had this problem today. Was so horny couldn't concentrate on anything and bf was too ill to do anything so I had to sort it ut myself. Not quite as satisfying but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!



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    Enjoy your sexy time you lucky girls !!

    No sexy time for Ava until March 09

    Do you think 15 months of no sex makes you a virgin again haha?
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    Must be something in the water. I was so horny yesterday I could barely handle being out in public. Yikes.

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    LOL!!

    We came make sexytime with Kat??

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    :sigh: I want to be horny, even mildly horny :sigh:
    Yea me too. I was in no mood to have dick last night.
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    I keep reading and re-reading this thread and it still makes no sense.

    It's like gibberish.

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    omg i'm SOOO horney
    They say to wait 6 weeks but i don't know why, i had a c section, my vag is still intact. Its been so long I had a wet dream last night and finally took matters into my own hands (err magic wand) this afternoon.
    I'm thinking some butt sexin tonight!!
    That dosen't count right?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I wish I was having sexytime right now.
    Kat, they have questions just for you in this survey on delayed gratification:

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    We'll be sure to interrupt this program for "Breaking News, Katrine's horney".

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    He's working late and I have yummy salmon and a variety of delicious pre-made Whole Foods salads waiting for him. I should wash my hair and shave. Of course, we're so mad that we even fuck when we're dirty, sweaty, coming back from the gym, etc...

    My horniness has subsided a bit though from work. It will be back soon I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I used to get myself off a LOT, my my drive has been down for some reason, probably all the stress. Now I can't even bring myself to do it, how sad is that..

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