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    i'm going back to dancing very soon after taking just over a year off to have a baby. i gained 80 pounds while pregnant. sounds crazy, i know. i have some stretch marks, but luckily i've been blessed with very elastic skin. so, they are the really faint ones (although i really wish they weren't there at all) on my thighs mostly with a few on my tummy. i've dropped most of the weight... a little flabbier than i was, i think mainly due to my skin needing some time to re-tighten.

    but, my biggest concern is these damn hemorrhoids!! well, it's mainly remaining skin tags that you CAN see when bending over, spreading legs, etc. i wasn't worrying so much, until my hubby pointed them out, almost jokingly, at being unacceptable at a strip club since i'll be working nude on stage. do you gals think this will be a big issue?

    i guess i'm a little nervous about going back to work, since it's been a long while, and the fact that i'm not super in shape yet (although seriously getting there) and the light stretch marks--even though i know i danced with girls who had WAY worse ones when i left.

    sorry for the long post, but i also had to mention the c-section scar! i'm pretty sure some 'airbrushed legs' and self-tanner will hide it mostly, but still it bothers me, since it wasn't there when i danced before, obviously.

    thanks for listening to my ramble and for your input!!!

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    If they let you keep your thong on, keep it on. These assholes at the club won't understand you just delivered a baby. Plus, you don't want to distract your beauty with that.
    As for the light stretch marks, I wouldn't sweat it. In the dark they are more than likely unnoticeable. I personally never thought them to be unsexy. Men usually don't care about that.
    And the c-section scar---try Dermablend Leg & Body Cover Creme. It works miracles!!! Try it while the scar fades.

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    I would dance with a flesh colored piece of tape on my butthole cut into a circle if I were you... not kidding! Only if the skin tag is tiny.

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    I have children also, but no problems with hemorrhoids, but from what I understand you only have flare ups occasionally? Is there anyway you could just work in a topless club when you're having problems?

    As for the stretch marks if they are light I wouldn't sweat it. I have seen girls with bad ones dance, and depending on the clubs lighting, the majority of time you can't even see them onstage.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    ^ yes, work topliess when youre having probs.

    stretch marks are not a prob if theyre light and not red still. if the club is dark it's cool dont worry.

    not sure what can be done for the c-sec scar i have one too! it's pretty thick but no longer pink so i think if youre hot it shouldnt be a prob!!

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    I work at a nudie club and I have hemmorhoids. Got them from pushing my kid out-it looks like a small bunch of grapes (about 4 of them) back there. Talk about embarrassing huh?

    Every night I work about an hour before I am on the floor I apply a preparation-H type of cream to them, and then push them back in. Yes, I push them back in where they can't be seen. Then I spend about 5 minutes scrubbing the hell outta my hands. This takes care of the problem for most of the night. I check on them every time before I go on stage, and whenever I feel like they might be coming back to haunt me. Again, this is what works for me. During the days I don't work I use witch hazel pads on them.

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    does anyone know how much hemorroid removal surgery is?

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    I have danced with a haemorrhoid at a nude club and only one customer ever said anything about it. shit there are far worse things to worry about. most will be too busy starring at your pussy.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    I have those skin-tag things too. I saw a surgeon, and he didnt want to operate, since it would be for 'cosmetic' reasons.

    Then I had the whole cancer thing, so didnt go back for a second opinion.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    Oh yeah, been there done that with the 'roids. Not from being pregnant, but from ulcerative colitis. I lubed 'em up with preparation h and stuffed them back in before my shows. It sounds freaky, but it works like a charm.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    do they not go away? ive never had one...but i will be having a baby and apparently you get them from pushing so hard?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondi553 View Post
    do they not go away? ive never had one...but i will be having a baby and apparently you get them from pushing so hard?!?!?!?
    Sometimes you get them from pushing. I got mine from being sick on the can all the time. Ironically, never got a single one while I was pregnant nor have I had one since. You can get them just from the extra blood flow during pregnancy.

    No worries, you might not get them but once you do you'll be predisposed to them for the rest of your life.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    I have one huge roid and I've never given birth. I did however, get it when I was pregnant and NOTHING made it go away. I've had it for 4 years now. So, this is great info to know as it was a worry of mine too. You ladies and your neat tricks. I love it.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    LOL....yep. Grease it up and stuff it back in. It's just that simple.

    I just can't for the life of me figure out why I had such a problem with them before I got pregnant and haven't seen one since. I figured for sure I'd have them because I pushed so hard for so many hours. So weird. Awesome, but weird. My butthole is strong.
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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    thanks everyone for your knowledge!

    yeah, my only problem really is the damn skin tag left behind from my worst roid. the roids themselves haven't really flared up much at all since having my baby. i push everything in, like some of you have said, but there's still this skin from the lowest/worst prior hemorrhoid!

    it could be a lot worse, i'm sure. i talked to my doc about surgery, and he refused to refer me to someone... said it's really painful, and i shouldn't have it done 'til i'm sure i'm not having any more kids or they're bleeding a lot. but, i'm going to demand a referral next checkup. i'm hoping to have surgery eventually, regardless of the pain 'cause it bothers me so much.

    in the mean time, i'll do my best to calm the suckers down and tuck 'em in best i can while working!! not removing my thong is not an option at either club where i'll be working. there aren't any topless clubs in my area (closest is 4 and 1/2 hours away).

    thanks again for everyone's input!

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    Default Re: HEMORRHOID! Will this be an issue for me at a nude club??

    oh, yeah... for me, i had to have a c-section, so they didn't come from pushing, obviously. although, that certainly couldn't help matters. just due to all the pressure from my little darling sitting on my pelvis and bottom while pregnant. i had one before that while working at ups lifting heavy stuff on a daily basis. i freaked out, 'cause i didn't know what it was at first. i know my mom has them, too, and they say that heredity has something to do with it.

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