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    Last night, I was sitting chatting with a custy, kinda taking a little break, when a waitress came up and said there was a dancer that wanted to talk to me. She pointed at the table and I see a girl waving me over. So I go over to the table and the girl is sitting with two guys, one which she is sitting on his lap. She says to me:

    "Hey baby, he (referring to the guy who's lap she was sitting on) wanted me to pick a hot girl for his friend here (points to the guy sitting alone) to get a dance from. I told them there was a hottie he just had to get a dance from!"

    Me: "Sure! Let's have some fun!!" (Song starts and I start dancing for the friend) Then the usual mumbo-jumbo, what's your name, blah bah blah

    Other guy: "Wait! Stop! I want a girl with some TITS!!! She's got no TITS!! I'm not paying for a dance from her!!"

    Ok so now the girl who tried to do cool thing by calling me over is MORTIFIED. The guy keeps spewing bullshit and she looks at me and mouths "I"m so sorry" I could tell she felt bad.

    Now, the guy I was starting to dance for gets pissed off and they get in a pissing match. "Shut the fuck up man! You are being rude!" Then he says to me "Keep dancing. I like you, I think you are hot. Ignore him he's got some big ego problem and can be a dick sometimes"
    Then he looks over at his friend again and says "I'm having her dance for me, and I'll pay for it. I never asked for you to pay for it in the first place, did I fuckwad?!"
    So dickhead says "Well no, but why the fuck do you want a dance from a chick with no fucking TITS!?" Then, the asshole looks at me and goes: "Hey sweetie, you really need to go buy yourself some boobs!"

    Oh SHIT! Now these two really start going at eachother, the other dancer gets up and walks away, and I tell the guy I am sorry, but I gotta go too, I can't stick around for this bullshit.
    I never really got to do a whole dance for him, but he handed me 10$ anyway, apologized again, and I left the table. I am not sure what happened to them but 5 minutes later, they were gone. Probaly got kicked out.

    WTF is that? How rude. This has happened to me a copuple times since I have been dancing, where the guy's buddy didn't approve of me and said something rude about it. It has ALWAYS involved the size of my breasts too. I have been at a SC where my guy friends have got dances from girls whom I didn't find attractive and wouldn't get a dance from, but the last thing I would do is say anything about it, or insult the dancer. Then again I guess men are a different animal.

    Anyone ever have this happen to them?

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    yep, happens to me all the time. And yes, it usually starts an arguement between two guy friends.
    Most of them are nice guys, but then comes the one asshole to ruin their night.
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    It's happened to me. I have quite a few replies for it.

    "If you wanted a dance from a pussy with big tits, why don't you go over to the mirror then?!"

    "That's okay, I wanted to dance for a guy with a big dick, so we're even!"

    .... the thing is, these men FEED on what they know will upset you. It's their thing. They pick the one thing they know will make you unhappy and bitch about it to make their dicks feel bigger. You just gotta realize you're proud and beautiful for who you are. Don't take that shit! Don't feel like you can't say anything! If they know they got you down, they've won.

    Next time just say, "Damn right I've got small tits. And they're the best tits you'll ever not touch." What can he say when he knows you don't give a shit about what he says?


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    I used to get that all the time before my B.A. Now I hear the guys who wants a girl with REAL tits. You just can't win em all...
    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    Guys just don't know how to give a compliment, and they'll focus on whatever they can focus on first, typically tits or ass, and then shit starts spewing out of their mouth.
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    The guy who was so rude sounds like a real jerk. Sure, some guys are looking for big boobs when they go to a strip club, while others are looking for a more natural, maybe trim look. But the way that guy sent his message about what he wanted was plain rude. Sorry you had to put up with that, and remember, a jerk will find SOMETHING "wrong" if you have big breasts or not, so don't worry about it.

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    I've never had that happen to me but that dude needs to find a new friend PRONTO! What a cockblock!
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    One time a guy called me over to dance for his brother (I was having a shitty night and was happy to finally be making some money) So when the song started, I jumped up and started dancing for said brother. As soon as my top came off the guy getting the dance was like "what's going on? I wanted a dance from that other girl?" and pushed me away. It wasn't what he said it was HOW he said it and the fact that I already had my effing top off. Plus, I was already in a pissy over emotional mood.

    Usually, I would have collected the $ upfront before and just continued to give him a shitty dance. In my haste to make some cash, I didn't get my money before and the guy who originally called me over refused to pay since it was only a few seconds in. I went berserk totally screaming and looking for a drink to throw Sooooo not me, and kinda funny now that I look back on it. Now I just get my money upfront in these situations and I never have to worry if they like me or not. I can just give a big "fuck you" and walk away.

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    That sucks I have a particular group of white collars in their 40s who come in like once a month and about every 3-4 months they will bring this guy from California who LOVES me, but everytime w/o fail his 30 something friend tries to get him a "better" girl. This guy must have really high standards b/c I have never even seen him with a girl, but i have heard him specifically ask the waitress for someone "skinny" for his friend. His friend is the one that pays and WANTS ME, so they always have that argument.
    Also when my guy is in the bathroom his friend tries to get me to leave so they can "talk business", I fell for that once and my guy came looking for me and said his friend said I said I had to leave! Why does his friend even care if he like me? I dont get it, but im not missing out on $1500 a trip b/c of that asshat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    It's happened to me. I have quite a few replies for it.

    "If you wanted a dance from a pussy with big tits, why don't you go over to the mirror then?!"

    "That's okay, I wanted to dance for a guy with a big dick, so we're even!"



    , "Damn right I've got small tits. And they're the best tits you'll ever not touch." What can he say when he knows you don't give a shit about what he says?
    Wow! These are great! You are good. Why can I never think of this stuff?? Well if (and when) this situation happens again, I am so going to use these. I can't wait to see the expressions on their faces >>

    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    That sucks I have a particular group of white collars in their 40s who come in like once a month and about every 3-4 months they will bring this guy from California who LOVES me, but everytime w/o fail his 30 something friend tries to get him a "better" girl. This guy must have really high standards b/c I have never even seen him with a girl, but i have heard him specifically ask the waitress for someone "skinny" for his friend. His friend is the one that pays and WANTS ME, so they always have that argument.
    Ummm.....if that's you in the avatar...WTF?! A better girl?
    I love these guys that "hold out" for a Playboy bunny. Not just custies we deal with, but guys in every day life. I had a roomate a few years ago that was like this. He used to say he was waiting (to date) a girl that was either in Playboy or looked like it. I used to joke and tell him, "Well then Jason hunny, you are going to be waiting for a long time, fucker!" I had so many hot friends that wanted to date him (he was pretty cute). Hot, but not "Playboy" hot, if you would. He would tell me, "Yeah, I'd date so-and-so, but she needs to lose 10 lbs, get a tan, bleach her hair and have at LEAST a 34C cup"
    I mean yeah, to each their own, blah blah blah, but some gys just need to get real. There is only one and will only ever be one Hugh Hefner

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Wow! These are great! You are good. Why can I never think of this stuff?? Well if (and when) this situation happens again, I am so going to use these. I can't wait to see the expressions on their faces >>



    Ummm.....if that's you in the avatar...WTF?! A better girl?
    I love these guys that "hold out" for a Playboy bunny. Not just custies we deal with, but guys in every day life. I had a roomate a few years ago that was like this. He used to say he was waiting (to date) a girl that was either in Playboy or looked like it. I used to joke and tell him, "Well then Jason hunny, you are going to be waiting for a long time, fucker!" I had so many hot friends that wanted to date him (he was pretty cute). Hot, but not "Playboy" hot, if you would. He would tell me, "Yeah, I'd date so-and-so, but she needs to lose 10 lbs, get a tan, bleach her hair and have at LEAST a 34C cup"
    I mean yeah, to each their own, blah blah blah, but some gys just need to get real. There is only one and will only ever be one Hugh Hefner
    Well, he needs to move on to reality because all those girls are airbrushed to hell! Remember when Tiffany posed? She looks nothing like she did in those photos.

    On another note hed probably like me... tan, bleached hair, 34C, thin....lol. OTOH Id never date a douche like that!

    Quote Originally Posted by Desiree
    I used to get that all the time before my B.A. Now I hear the guys who wants a girl with REAL tits. You just can't win em all...
    So true. My favorite is when guys tell me I have perfect boobs and to never get fake ones. Ooooook Buddy....

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    that's probably the rudest thing I've ever heard. Guys can be such douchenozzles.

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    I'd tell him to go suck his mother's cunt. Asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    douchenozzles.

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