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    I Have A Pimp And His Name Is

    BANK OF AMERICA!!!! LMAO

    seriously I really started actually saving money and lots of it now and it feels really good before i would just shop and have fun and "ball out" but you know what made me stop????

    working at the strip club with women that were old enough to be my grandmother I'm 21 these women are pushing sixty like knocking on 60's door w a sledge hammer lmao

    women that arent there by choice but because they have to be...because they had nothing to fall back on...or because they developed a habbit like drinking gambling and shopping and as i look at them on the verge of crying I decided to never get there

    to make sure i understand that this is not a career its a hustle to get you where you want to be in life that this is just a small picture in the grand scheme of things and im happy with that

    next week i start my regular job with benefits and a salary dont get me wrong im still going to dance but im not going to depend on it and im going to have my college paid for by my company so If i break my leg today or tomorrow i dont have to worry about the stage having wheel chair access lmao j/k

    sorry ppl i had to let that out hope you enjoy god bless
    They say money talks...well I'm the ventriloquist!!!!!

    sexystar sexystar sexystar, keep my name out of your mouth hoes its not a dick lmao

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    All I could think of is his name was A Pimp Named Slickback.

    Bonus points for whoever catches the reference!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    All I could think of is his name was A Pimp Named Slickback.

    Bonus points for whoever catches the reference!!
    BOONDOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    All I could think of is his name was A Pimp Named Slickback.

    Bonus points for whoever catches the reference!!
    I was thinking the SAME THING as I clicked the thread title!

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    Bank of America is my pimp too! But he sends me out to dance, and just makes me hand over my money to him. Sounds like he's treating you a little better... you're the bottom bitch!

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    VERY good point, i agree with you. Thanks for posting this great reminder. This is why I push myself to save for school and retirement when really I'd rather buy shoes and a thousand other things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star_bare_elegance View Post
    BOONDOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Five bonus points and a gold star!

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    My pimp's name is US Dept of Education. I need to kill him in his sleep.
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    Well done hon. saving is addictive. I do find it hard to save more than a mimimal amout ahen I'm not working towards something. When I was saving for my boobies I was like a woman possesed! I've made a resolve this year to make a better attemt at saving. I don't think any of us still want to be in ths game when we're 60!



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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    My pimp's name is US Dept of Education. I need to kill him in his sleep.
    heh, likewise.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Slim Shady



    (sorry, it popped into my head and wouldn't leave)

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    My pimp is the IRS. I would like to kill him in his sleep also.

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