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    Default Re: I'm a stripper, not a thief!!!

    fuck that guy. he was prolly trying to blame you so he wouldnt have to pay




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    Default Re: I'm a stripper, not a thief!!!

    I've had guys accuse me of stealing the most random shit. One guy lost his jacket and started freaking out. He didn't speak English so the janitor had to translate but it was basically, "That bitch stole my jacket". I couldn't believe it. I started mocking him, "Yea, I'm so poor that I stole your crappy jacket. That's what happens when you don't tip your stripper! See what we have to resort to?" He was this fat nasty dude, too. I can only imagine what that jacket looked like.
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    Pookie, that thought ran across my mind too, until I found out he's been frequenting the club for the past 11 years and is considered to be a decent spender. I think he really thought that I was like Houdini and magically with my sleight of hand skills pickpocketed him.

    Bella, ing at you mocking him...

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    Dude, stop lying. I saw what you did you totally crotched his wallet for the 57 dollars that was in it.... lol

    Ugh. What a fucking asshole. I bet he dropped it somewhere.......
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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: I'm a stripper, not a thief!!!

    I sort of had a night like that last week. I always stuff a couple of singles in my bra so I can tip out after I do my dances. So when I was doing a dance for this guy (the dances are nude) I put my money on the table next to us. So when I'm done dancing he picks up his cellie and tries to grab my money. I'm like "No, that's mine." and he starts arguing with me that that's his money and I already got sixty from him for the dances. So I told him to check his pocket because that's my money. The sad thing is we are arguing over five dollars. So he checks and recognizes that it is my money and apologizes and blah blah blah.

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    Yeah I love how we get accused because OBVIOUSLY we are all scamming,lying thieves. Ugh. Dumbasses. I hope management didnt accuse you as well.

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    They found his wallet after we closed. It had everything in it minus any cash. So, they called him this morning to let him know and he starts moaning about watching our security cameras to find the culprit (he's still convinced it was me), and that he wants to press charges....

    My manager was like, "Listen, no one robbed or mugged you and if someone had, we would be glad to go through the tape. You obviously had been drinking and left your wallet on the table or the chair. No one's fault but your own. Your wallet is here and unfortunately, you should just consider the missing cash a finder's fee." haha

    It's just crappy how people always ASSUME the worst about us. Like just because we take our clothes off for a living that we are criminals or something...

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    Awesome that your manager defended you though!

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    He probably PURPOSELY left it in the car or something. Prick.

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