PIMPS!!!!
They come in the club and try to explain to me why i should work hard every single night bust my butt and then say here u go and give it to them i must admit the dumbest thing i ever heard something i would never do in my life
I feel soooooooooooooooooo insulted when a pimp comes up to me and tries to "spit game" it makes me feel like they think i look dumb or something...
so my way of getting them back is taking their money and ooooooooooooooooh does it feel good every time
they come up to you hey baby blah blah blah and i act dumb like i dont know their a pimp hey
me:so you ready for a dance
pimp:naw I dont get dances
me:ok sweetie well then there is no need for this conversation to continue unless your paying by the min so you ready?
pimp:what?
me:oh now you dont understand english sweetheart? ok im guessing then its because your broke :giggle: ok save up your pennies and come back and well talk ok?i have to go make money now
pimp: aww no baby i got money its nothing (pulls out a stack of money )
me:aww you bought your rent money to the club huh? well its not helping me by looking at it too bad you cant spend it or you would be homeless (now his ego is really hurt and he feels like he has to prove a point) i say gotta go
pimp: lets go
now he tkes you for at least 3 4 5 dances and or a priv room just so he can have enough time to talk to you about trying to get you to work for him i dance and let everything roll in one ear and out the other
then when he gets mad and just comes out and says something like B you ready to make daddy this money or something stupid like that im like
oh my goodness no I already have a father and the only man i give my money 2 is god in church tithes on suday lmao
and leave
w his money
or when girls try to act like your friend and make you make money w them but they try to recruit u like ur dumb i milk them till i cant anymore then do the same stupid thing w them
ok now the questions is should i really just start leaving these pimps alone?
am i really going to get killed one day for doing this?
I know everything that feels good to you isnt god for you but i feel like if your going to disrespect me and i could turn the tables on you then thats a beautiful thing



i have to go make money now
They say money talks...well I'm the ventriloquist!!!!!
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