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    OK, Jenny banished me to blue to high-five mrpunk and sandy about the thinnest possible stripclub wear.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=99564&page=18

    Which I completely don't get because every club I have ever been to I have worn at least 5 times as much fabric as any of the dancers. Hell, if they want cloth between them and me, put some damn clothes on!

    The least clothing I have ever worn for a lapdance was a pair of cotton boxers.

    On craigslist one day I saw a familiar face advertising body rubs. It was an Eastern European lady who I'd met at a bikini club.

    She came to my hotel room and lapdanced. I wore the boxers, she wore a smile.

    We repeated whenever she passed through town. Its true, you can feel more with less fabric.

    ^5? Anyone?

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    Never mind ...
    Last edited by xdamage; 03-08-2008 at 09:09 AM. Reason: this thread makes sense on blue, but was flame bait on pink so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    And I still have no idea what you are talking about. The girls here who do contact dances have not said that "they do not want to feel or be otherwise aware of your penis." They have said that they don't want to feel like someone is trying to fuck them through a fleece or nylon condom. If you see that as unreasonable - that is your right, but not many people here will agree with you. You should meet mr._punk and Sandy on the blue side, and you'll get all sort of high fives about the thinnest possible stripclub wear.
    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    OK, Jenny banished me to blue to high-five mrpunk and sandy about the thinnest possible stripclub wear.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=99564&page=18

    Really Jenny? I'm your go to asshole/pervert/genius? You realize I post in like 2 threads for 3 days, then stop for about 4 months and barely read any threads. It's a remarkable coincidence that I even clicked on this thread today.

    WallyT, i disagree with your whole wearing dress pants and only getting them from people who like that. I say perv it up as much as you can. As you can read on the Pink-side, only the ladies who are willing to provide what you want will approach you. They'll know why you're in there and the ones who put out will come to you.

    For me, I don't worry about that anymore. I'll wear jeans, it doesn't matter. They're just coming off anyway ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    OK, Jenny banished me to blue to high-five mrpunk and sandy about the thinnest possible stripclub wear.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=99564&page=18

    Which I completely don't get because every club I have ever been to I have worn at least 5 times as much fabric as any of the dancers. Hell, if they want cloth between them and me, put some damn clothes on!

    The least clothing I have ever worn for a lapdance was a pair of cotton boxers.

    On craigslist one day I saw a familiar face advertising body rubs. It was an Eastern European lady who I'd met at a bikini club.

    She came to my hotel room and lapdanced. I wore the boxers, she wore a smile.

    We repeated whenever she passed through town. Its true, you can feel more with less fabric.

    ^5? Anyone?

    WallyT
    I just wear normal clothes. I go commando, but I do that in real life.

    The last time I went out, I had my suit on from that day. It didn't get me anything more or less. #5 and I had some interesting sexual innuendo going back and forth on it, but that was about it.

    My view is that if you aren't dressed in clothes that smell, sweatpants , or too cheap, the girls will tolerate you.

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    What the hell is "squicky"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    OK, Jenny banished me to blue to high-five mrpunk and sandy about the thinnest possible stripclub wear.
    jenny banished you? LOL..i don't know what is funnier. the idea that she said something like that with a straight face or you rolling over like her bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=99564&page=18
    scratch that, this retarded thread is funniest of all. the ironic part is that i don't wear jeans, basketball shorts, PJs, etc to sc. IMO, the best (the worst for a stripper) material for perving is linen pants or shorts. you know, the really soft kind which is so thin and transparent. you can read the WSJ through it under normal lighting. yep, get rid of the underwear (perving tip of the week: buy the a size larger for the extra head room) and a stripper in the RCG will feel every pulsating and throbbing vein as a PL's willy navigates the canal of her ass with his gyrating hips. it's the closest thing to going bottomless.
    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    Which I completely don't get because every club I have ever been to I have worn at least 5 times as much fabric as any of the dancers. Hell, if they want cloth between them and me, put some damn clothes on!
    ROTFLMAO...awww, what's the matter? i can't be bother to read the whole thread, but WTF are you arguing with those flaky biatches about? do you feel impugned as a pervert or do you feel impugned as a fashion disaster by a stripper tarted up like a clown? if either case is true. mission accomplished. seriously, do strippers still grind for you unrestrained erection and all? Or, do they turn down your money or give you air dances as these Nobel Laureates/5k per shift/Super Models profess (LOL..the next time i hear that line. i'm gonna need sutures to stitch up my splitting sides)? i'm going to take a wild guess and say it's the former. frankly, i don't know why you guys take these dizzy broads seriously.
    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son View Post
    I say perv it up as much as you can.
    see WallyT? this is why sandy is a perving genius.
    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son View Post
    For me, I don't worry about that anymore. I'll wear jeans, it doesn't matter. They're just coming off anyway ;-)
    ditto. i feel the same way about underwear. i'm whipping it out. so, why bother wearing them?
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    Punk- I love the way you put things into perspective!!
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    ....And I_Luv_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    IMO, the best (the worst for a stripper) material for perving is linen pants or shorts. you know, the really soft kind which is so thin and transparent. you can read the WSJ through it under normal lighting. yep, get rid of the underwear (perving tip of the week: buy the a size larger for the extra head room) and a stripper in the RCG will feel every pulsating and throbbing vein as a PL's willy navigates the canal of her ass with his gyrating hips. it's the closest thing to going bottomless.
    How does linen do with bodily fluids? I have an uncomfortable image of papier-mache.

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    no idea. why? you plan on splooging in your pants.
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    I get the idea that naked women don't sit in your lap much. Still, if all your spitters have perfect aim into the napkin your life is a charmed one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    What the hell is "squicky"?
    'squick' in my book is a term for skull fucking, AKA ocular penetration:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w056fHqGh0Y

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    Quote Originally Posted by WallyT View Post
    The least clothing I have ever worn for a lapdance was a pair of cotton boxers.
    Have you considered wearing a kilt without underwear to a strip club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Have you considered wearing a kilt without underwear to a strip club?
    ...may-be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Have you considered wearing a kilt without underwear to a strip club?
    Wearing underwear with a kilt is like wearing socks with sandals - it just shows you're not a purist. If you have a penis, wearing a kilt to a strip club would make your in-tent a little too obvious, methinks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Have you considered wearing a kilt without underwear to a strip club?
    I wouldn't recommend it. Last time I did that, the plaid pattern matched the same as a dancer's working the school girl look. One of us had to change and I was adamant it wasn't going to be me. The night didn't end on a good note.

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