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    Don't Cheat on a Southern Woman!

    A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting-firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

    The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go into town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."

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    Default Re: Don't Cheat on a Southern Woman!

    Excellent

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    I love it!!!

    The question is, what would he choose


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    Ahhh!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    hah!!!! I love it.

    what a great idea......

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    Great idea for Saw IV haha

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    Default Re: Don't Cheat on a Southern Woman!

    So funny, and the reason is that it could and perhaps has actually happened! * snicker*

    I've heard stories told about wayward spouses and how they ended up in the bayou.


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    Default Re: Don't Cheat on a Southern Woman!

    It's a bit like the one where the wife finds her husband in bed with another woman and storms in to confront them with a shotgun.

    She points the shotgun at her husband and informs him she's going to blow his balls off.

    The husband pleads for her to give him a chance.

    "OK", the wife says, "swing 'em".

    Phil.

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    LMAO! Nice one, Phil.

    Glad y'all liked it. And I'm glad I'm a swinger! (I'm sure K is glad too.)

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    LMAO. I love it!

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    Damn!


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