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    So, grandma and I are sitting in front of TV this morning watching "The View". I normally don't watch TV at all especially that show but I have some stomach bug plus I wanted to take the day off. Apparantly, another guy in office is running around on his wife and took a prostitute over the border to have sex with her. She asked me what I thought about it and I said I don't really care. We have bigger issues to worry about IMO. She said, " I feel the same way, let him get a new piece of pussy if he wants it." I about died laughing.

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    It's nice to know that no matter how amused I am by it, grannies in North Carolina don't give a shit about Eliot Spitzer.

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    That's the way my Grandma is. When I told her I was dancing she said, "You go take those men's monies!"

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    ^^^
    Aww. My grammie just passed away last September. She always was honest too hilarious and cussed like a sailor. Aww. I miss her ;(
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    I want to be that kind of grandma someday.

    I think all three of my grandmothers would've disappeared in a puff of smoke before they'd say "pussy."

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    thats such a funny story, i'm gonna be a crazy, loud, outrageous grandma when i get old. aww now i miss my grandma's they were both crazy and outspoken

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    Awww I love her.

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    LOL! I love outrageous grandma's. I want to be one eventually.

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    Mine was pretty outrageous. Seemed to get worse with age, too - it was fun watching her making my parents look prudish!

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    i think i need to adopt your grandma




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    Love it!

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    This reminds me of when my grandmother and her best friend took me to the country club in fla and I had too much cleavage. My grandmother said to cover up but her 90 year old best friend said, "why bother? Boobs are in!"

    Love it greenidlady!

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    That is too funny.

    My mom tells me I'm so much like my grandmother, hahaha. My grandmother just does NOT giva shit.

    When my mom was first dating US military men who were stationed in the Philippines before I was born, all of the neighbors used to call my mother a slut, whore, etc, etc; and gossip behind her back and about the whole family. One day my grandmother got into a shouting match with one of the other older ladies across the street and she told the other woman while the whole street was watching (in filipino), "Why don't you just tell all of your daughters that they should all go on the base and start fucking G.I.'s, too... than they can AAALLLL be BIGGER sluts!" LMAO!

    I love my grandma. She'll be here in a couple of weeks fresh from The Philippines to come and live with us. Haven't seen her in 17 years.



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