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    I have an embarassing question but here goes. I know a guy, lets call him Bob, who has a wee willie. Now I don't mind it at all as Bob is perfectly talented in the use of willie. The problem is he can't stop talking about how disappointed he "knows" I am in his performance. Is this the end of the road for my good times with Bob? Is there a way to reassure a guy who has a bit of performance anxiety and is length challenged?
    Suggestions from male members (hee hee) are particularly desired.
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    Positive reinforcement with communication is the only way to go about it. Positive reinforcement alone will have an insecure guy questioning your sincerity (i.e., she's just saying that to make me feel better and thus causing me to become even more self conscious). At the end of the day, he just wants to be able to please you. Let him know when he does something you approve of. Go out of your way to ask him to do something because it hits the right spot for you. He will clue in and focus more on being an attentive lover using his toolbox of skills rather than the tool itself.

    On another note, why is it always Bob?

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    My boyfriend says "tell the guy to get over it".
    I say, let him "make up for it" with his mouth.

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    Next time "Bob" says that just say "Baby I don't know who did you so wrong that you think x y and z about yourself. I LOVE your Willie and it pleases me so good... if I didn't now why would I be with you? Stop saying that to me."

    This will make Bob a happy man.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Positive reinforcement with communication is the only way to go about it. Positive reinforcement alone will have an insecure guy questioning your sincerity (i.e., she's just saying that to make me feel better and thus causing me to become even more self conscious). At the end of the day, he just wants to be able to please you. Let him know when he does something you approve of. Go out of your way to ask him to do something because it hits the right spot for you. He will clue in and focus more on being an attentive lover using his toolbox of skills rather than the tool itself.

    On another note, why is it always Bob?
    Awww! I'm sorry Bob! Yeah, I tried positive reinforcement and he said "no don't be nice about it, I'm not myself, I'm fat right now yadda, yadda". He has five extra pounds at best. So when he berated himself again I said nothing and he said snarkily "well, I'm glad you didn't try to deny your disappointment at my bad performance." Then he started clocking my orgasm and that was it for me! At that point I knew we were out of the logical and into the psychological.

    Brendita that was exactly what I wanted to say but then he probably would have left. He was killer with the mouth though! Crazy good but then I guess I wasn't responsive enough with willie but how frickin' long can you yell?!

    VP, I tried that but he was like teflon and nothing stuck. I said "why would you be in my bed if I wasn't happy?" He said "I just wish you could see me at my best."

    I guess I'm concerned because this is becoming a frickin' trend! I've lost a bit of weight and upped my glam factor and these hot dudes are coming on to me which is GREAT! Finally, I'm out of a shit relationship and can do something about it. But over the past year a string of guys have been real gung-ho at first and then start freezing and doubting themselves, sometimes in the dating stage and sometimes in the horizontal stage. I've never seen so much ED in all my life! So I'm thinking I need to get educated on being more supportive or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Next time "Bob" says that just say "Baby I don't know who did you so wrong that you think x y and z about yourself. I LOVE your Willie and it pleases me so good... if I didn't now why would I be with you? Stop saying that to me."

    This will make Bob a happy man.....
    Absolutely spot on.

    The only thing I could add is that if it continues after one or two mentions of the above the next thing you'd might say is, "Bob, the only thing turning me off about your cock is how much you talk about it. Please know the only reason I am saying this is because it is true. I've told you we are physically good together, you either take my word for it or its going to cause issues. Wouldn't you rather have fun instead?".

    That should register if VP's comments weren't sufficient. I know it would work on me.

    Hope it goes well.
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    I dated a guy with a really small penis and he was really insecure about it.
    I dont know if there is much u can do because he has prob been insecure about it forever.

    All u can really do is show him how much he is pleasuring you.
    I think it would get pretty boring listening to him constantly asking for reassurance tho.
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    Insecurity is a big turn off for me, this would be enough to have me saying goodbye. Maybe try a tact like golden rule was suggesting and tel him that hearing hom complain all the time is really turning you off so just get over it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    My boyfriend says "tell the guy to get over it".
    Haha that's what I was going to say.

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    Dudes who can laugh and joke about their sort of shortcomings are much more fun to be around.

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    Just tell him about all the bigger dicks you've had and how much they filled you and how you can't get that same kind of fulfillment from him.

    He is probably into that sort of thing. I'd bet he wants you to humiliate him as sex play.

    I have a small penis(and even posted a picture) and chronic ED, but that's just too bad for the woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Just tell him about all the bigger dicks you've had and how much they filled you and how you can't get that same kind of fulfillment from him.

    He is probably into that sort of thing. I'd bet he wants you to humiliate him as sex play.

    I have a small penis(and even posted a picture) and chronic ED, but that's just too bad for the woman.
    Oh MAN!!! That is either brilliant or a scorched earth tactic from hell! I'm not big on humiliating dudes. It's cute to play act but he seemed genuinely frustrated so I don't think he would have enjoyed humiliation too much. Even if he did I'd probably feel too badly about it to keep it up.
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    Lie. Tell him how much you hated the big dicks you've had in the past. How they were very painful and the me didn't know how to use them. Also make sure to scream about what a good job he is doing during.

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    Nah don't lie. Men can sense it and some will be even more hurt.

    Same with faking orgasms.

    Try my advice ONCE. You might be surprised. When guys bring up stuff like that, it often means they liked to be teased about it.

    Talk dirty to him about it.

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    My small-dicked ex fuckbuddy was very confident, cocky, and excellent at oral. Anal also didn't hurt as badly with him. Bob is getting off on the humilation of the smallness. I'm with Sh0t on this one.

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    Maybe it's not really about his penis size. Is he confident about all the other areas of his life?

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    I'm not so sure he is happy with his life. He seemed very together and easy going at first and it's not like he's a 21 year old kid, he's in his 30s! I know he's not rich like his friends and I think it bugs him even though he acts cool about it. I texted him something supportive about being sexy but he hasn't texted back. Not good. Ah well, back to the drawing board!
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    What you need to tell him is that you are satisfied by his willie but the fact that he's always talking down about himself is the big turn off and you'd like him to stop.

    I'm annoyed by it after reading about it. At least he's good with it.... it'd be bad if he sucked at oral AND was horrible with his willie AND it was small. He should consider himself lucky.

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    Ok...seriously dont most guys think or at least say they have small ones? I am unclear on the definition of what men consider "small" because I am sure it varies and especially for us women...personally if you are hung like an elephant get the FUCK away from me! I have a small vagina...no way!

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    ^^^^LOL!! Yeah, that's the funny thing. I actually prefer a medium sized guy! I don't want to feel anything ramming against my cervix! I think it's just insecurity that's in his head and theres not too much I can do to change it. It's easier to move on to a guy with real confidence than prop this dude up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    Ok...seriously dont most guys think or at least say they have small ones? I am unclear on the definition of what men consider "small" because I am sure it varies and especially for us women...personally if you are hung like an elephant get the FUCK away from me! I have a small vagina...no way!
    I believe the average penis length is 5.5" to 6". This is for an erect one measured from the base to the tip on the top. Guys are as funny about their winkies as girls are about their boobies. The craziness starts around puberty.

    Although girls will have varying preferences, I think it's kind of like a bell curve...most will be well satisfied with an average size schlong.
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    Late to the thread, but I'm with Sh0t and Kat on this one. Some guys really do prefer the humiliation aspect.

    The rest of us don't really care, since it's not like we can augment it. Play the hand you're dealt, you know?
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    I had a customer who wanted me to step on it in my stillettos once. But that's a different story...
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    ^ Did you oblige him?

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    CO!!!! I never kick and tell!
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