Darvocet = yay. I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
I love you guys so much.
Like, seriously love.
Lovetastic.
Lovealicious.
Loveorama.





Darvocet = yay. I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
I love you guys so much.
Like, seriously love.
Lovetastic.
Lovealicious.
Loveorama.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."




***gropes Paige***
Visit my home on the internets:
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Where I talk about strip clubs, atheism, computers, and whatever else I wanna.
*tear for Wash*
But uh yeah, I'll have what she's having. Like, total lovetacularariffic.
Hooray for drugz!![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.




"Yes... Yes... This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it... This Land. ..."
***gropes Paige some more***
Visit my home on the internets:
Lunar Obverse
Where I talk about strip clubs, atheism, computers, and whatever else I wanna.




You are just way too lovely Paige. Too love-adorably loveingly cute![]()
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Can I buy Paige a slinky dress?





Yay gropesesesesss soap on a ropeseses. Hur.
Yes, I would like a slinky dress. But it might clash with my fugly arm brace. Stupid sprain!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





**Joins in on the groping of Paige**
Lovetacular!




Visit my home on the internets:
Lunar Obverse
Where I talk about strip clubs, atheism, computers, and whatever else I wanna.





Oh snap! Party in mah pants!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Vodka tonic... supersonic... hyperphonic... Megatronic....
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





^^I'll use any excuse I can to grope hot girls. Group grope totally works for me.





I am so excited about gropin. I wish I had some IRL gropin. Yeah.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Dammit this brace thing is FUGLY! Customers are gonna laugh me off the stage tomorrow!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
You are fiercealicious. Fierceferoscia.
-E
hilarious signature
Haha dancing in a brace... you're hardcore!
And hot.
-jumps in for a quick grope-
-rubs paige's shoulders-
-gropes-
-plays wif her hair-
Mmm drugz...





Oh damn. Didn't they warn ya? Playin with my hair = love.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I would explode if I could touch your hair too. I would brush it like 208461 times. And smell it.
*sniff*
Feel better, Miss Paige.



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