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    Default Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    It's been brought up before:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...ght=steak+blow

    Steak and blow job day, tomorrow. Celebrate well.
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    Its almost over here, well the actualy day part of the day. It doesnt look like Ill be cooking steak for anyone

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    Veggie Sushi and a backrub, or I'll have none of your silly day.

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    Default Re: Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    What's veggie sushi?

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    Default Re: Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    So apparently Dottie doesn't eat meat.

    :rimshot:
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Default Re: Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    Fish qualifies as meat? News to me.

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    Default Re: Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    It's sushi with veggies instead of fish. Hence, ergo, and therefore: veggie sushi.

    But really, the backrub is the important part. It's the Dottie equivalent of a blow job (by a porn star, with extra ball attention).

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    ^^^Sushi is a much better option IMO. I dont actually cook in the first place so it would probably be a safer / better option too in my case!
    >remembers for next year<

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    So, since I cooked my guy filet mignon and gave him a bj on v-day, what does that mean for ME?
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    Well, boyfriend picked yesterday to initiate Ye Olde First Fight.

    So I don't think he'll be celebrating this year. Awwwww. Poor guy

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    I'll be celebrating. I figure my man deserves it!

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    I just texted hubby with the news
    But i let him fuck my face in the middle of the night and give me a facial/pearl necklace
    so i think that counts.
    Now I just need to get him a steak



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    Bison steak and a good tongue lashing?

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    damn, i thought it was yesterday...

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    Damn, I was a day ahead of myself. BJ last night. I guess I just owe him the steak.

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    Default Re: Before someone posts it like they never heard of it before

    how about alcohol and a bj? or protein bar and a bj? i don't have proper steak-cooking facilities anymore. haha i remember that thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    how about alcohol and a bj? or protein bar and a bj? i don't have proper steak-cooking facilities anymore. haha i remember that thread...
    I bet if you ask him, he'll be happy with 2 blowjobs and no steak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Fish qualifies as meat? News to me.
    What the hell did you think it was? Vegetable? Grain? Of course its meat.(sorry..but this is REALLY irritating to vegetarians who hear this constantly)

    I suppose I could do steak and a BJ for hubby....but I"m with Dottie...we need a Pasta and backrub day for the girls!!LOL

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    If it aint red and bloody... it ain't meat.

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    The boy is heading out tonight with his friends. He already got a BJ this morning so he'll have to get a steak on his own!

    I'm staying home and hoping I get a little girly action tonight. It doesn't look promising. Now I want veggie sushi!

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    this is so not happening so screw the holiday.

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    Yay! Just celebrated. Our favorite Japanese place has a dish they call Tofu Steak. And then we got home and, well...

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    Just finished the steak!

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    mission complete. That was several hours though, I fell asleep and didn't come back on after that!

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