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    Well I'm saving the midgets and skydiving until his 30th in 3 years but I'd really like to put together something special for my guy's birthday on Tuesday. I've been a huge pain in the ass over the past month since I've been sick and hes been taking wonderful care of me while I bitch incessantly.

    I've bought him the cookbooks and a few tools he'll need for when he starts culinary school soon but I'd like to make a day out of it. He starts his new job Wed so we have Tuesday all to ourselves.

    The problem is I'm absofuckinglutely horrible at planning things. Now that we live together we just sit on our computers or watch TV like a bunch of couch potatoes. Nothings wrong with that but I'd like to get out of the house.

    A few ideas of mine include going for a picnic at the local arboretum that he loves, surprising him with a session in an isolation tank (although I need to find a non-sketchy one in LA), or taking him out for sushi. With the exception of the isolation tank (which hes been dying to try but I think they are kind of far) these are things we do fairly frequently though. I'll probably buy him a slice of cheesecake too.

    In a perfect world (where I had money) I'd buy him a Wii, adopt a kitty (our living situation doesn't quite permit one) and somehow have anal sex successfully....but besides that I'm not quite sure what would make it a perfect day

    What do guys want to do for their birthday? He's a pretty casual guy - video game whore, former club DJ, pothead, and cat aficionado.

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    Jim Beam flavoured BBQ Sauce, a giant rack of ribs, access to a BBQ where you compliment his cooking with a blowjob and an apron that says 'suck the cook', a bag of weed and a new video game.


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    Now why didn't I think of that? He totally needs an apron. I'm sick of hearing him yell about splattering grease on his pee pee when he cooks naked.

    I'm thinking about decorating a cake with weed. I don't want to bake with it because that would be a waste of good stuff and I seriously can't find shitty weed in California (oh, woe is me!)

    I'm totally over thinking this one aren't I?

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    NO... bake a cake with weed. Like pot brownies... but WEED BIRTHDAY CAKE! With a leaf made out of sugar icing on top as decoration. And a BLOWJOB... and ALCOHOL... and a BBQ!

    This is what makes men.


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    OMG OMG OMG....



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    Eating weed makes me so insanely horny so I suppose thats a good thing. The only time I've had pot brownies I wanted to rape every living thing within a ten block radius.

    I can totally put the cake decorating classes I took in Girl Scouts to use. How deliciously absurd this cake will be. It needs to have tiers and sculptures and globules of icing.

    There will be plenty of blowjobs, no need to fear there won't. A mini keg of Alaskan Amber and a couple filet mingons might be in order too.

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    YAY WEED CAKE AND BLOWJOBS AND STEAK!

    Sounds like a manparty to me! You go girl.


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    http://www.flickr.com/photos/debbied...net/383882522/

    Ohhh that one has your boob cake so beat! I want to chop the nipples...nom nom.

    I need to go out and buy an airbrush now.

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    Default Re: Planning the Ultimate Guy Birthday

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    And a BLOWJOB... and ALCOHOL... and a BBQ!

    This is what makes men.
    Why are you ignoring this solid gold advice? Solid gold...

    The dictionary definition: Lysondra = perfect girlfriend

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