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    Darcy Foxx
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    hey everyone if ur lookin 4 a girlfriend i have myspace n shit. hit me up. i dont earn much money and i have a substance abuse problem cos im kinda high right now and i recently dropped outa uni but i SWEAR im going back one day but i no u strippas are jus lookin for a nice gal to treat u rite like u deserve so ya my aim is ashgodsgirls

    hit me up ladies

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    hahahaha


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    Darcy, will you go on a cyber-date with me?

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    do u put out on first date? if so, yes

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    lol...I'll be your girlfriend, even though I'm a guy.

    I'll even share my weed, once I have enough money from being a professor to afford some.

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    hey stellaforstars first u need to take a pic wit ur cam sayin who u r so i no im not chattin with some fake person ok? but yeah id luv 2 get 2 no u maybe we could go on a really nice romantic date i dont got much cash but i can treat u real good p.s. i hope u like cheeseburgers!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    do u put out on first date? if so, yes
    im lookin for a girl to RESPECT ya know, RESPECT. ill treat u so good its like u never even showed ur twat for dollars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I'll even share my weed,
    winner

    This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 3 seconds. LAME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    im lookin for a girl to RESPECT ya know, RESPECT. ill treat u so good its like u never even showed ur twat for dollars
    LOL oh my god..best quote eveh!

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    love it ....

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    im not sure why ur all laughin, im only earnin a bit but i no u gals dont want money u want charismaaaaaa and baby i got buckets

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    It's always been my fantasy to date a girl who is high and like to dress up like a zombie, hit me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    It's always been my fantasy to date a girl who is high and like to dress up like a zombie, hit me up
    baby ill smoke your weed while i eat your fucking face and we'll make sweet love under the moonlight and then ill dispose of your corpse in a sanitary but respectful manner

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    ^^^oh my god. This place is so priceless. I mean really, where else can you talk about getting high, eating someones face, disposing of them, and no one getting offended. I love it.

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    try discussing at the mall with unsuspecting store clerks. i guarantee hilarity

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    Why is it stupid and lame when jasper does it, but sexy and appealing when Darcy does?

    Oh yeah. 'Cause Darcy's hot.

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    agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Why is it stupid and lame when jasper does it, but sexy and appealing when Darcy does?

    Oh yeah. 'Cause Darcy's hot.
    it's likely i'll wake up in the morning when the benzos and beer have worn off and not be anywhere near as amused by this thread as i am right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Why is it stupid and lame when jasper does it, but sexy and appealing when Darcy does?

    Oh yeah. 'Cause Darcy's hot.
    Because she was being sarcastic as a response to jasper's attempt.

    and yeah, she's hot.

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    Hey, girl! I love you, girl! I've got a gift certificate to Applebee's with your name on it! Let me love you, let me love you, let me looooooove you all night long!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    I can be Darcys girlfriend yez??? I have beer and many prescriptions(though most will be of no use to you...lol)

    I'm down for some bloody zombie love though

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    Ooooh ooooh pick me pick me pick me!!!! I haz bewbs and I will letz youz play wif dem. <3
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    hah! I didn't see this, but i had the same idea!

    we be girlfriends?

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    You might be perfect.

    Do you have any cool tattoos?

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    prescription drugs, boobs, hashbrowns.... i luv u strippas.

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