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    Default Re: Alli Is The Devil

    well after that intoduction, i definetly want the details...
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    details plz

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    Ok spill it....I NEED to know.....

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    Default Re: Alli Is The Devil

    Is it the loose stools gettin' to ya?
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Yeah, the leaking grease out of your ass was a deal breaker for me. I'd rather starve myself then deal with THAT!

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    Yes details.

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    Oh, man. Is it like Olestra?

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    I've heard it causes you to um...digest less.And quicker. Be careful Cutey, you can get dehydrated quickly.

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    I'm not talking about you cutey, just the Alli concept in general but:

    I really think Alli is just supposed to be a behavior modifier, and thats it. If someone is so desperate to stop their bad eating habits that they are willing to take a drug that will physically punish them if they slip up...well thats hardcore!

    I don't really get how that mentality would work because if you have enough determination to keep taking Alli knowing that its giving you oily gas or whatever they call it, it seems like you could just as easily focus that determination on eating better. Unless your into making things way harder for yourself, you'd save money and inconvenience if you just eat right.

    I don't get why people would buy this product unless they were unaware of the symptoms it causes.

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    Greasy butt leakage! I don't blame you for quitting.

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    I posted this in another thread about Alli:

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    The information on this product is so misleading. It says you can lose up to 50% more on this pill than dieting or exercising alone. Sounds great! I think most of us on a diet expect 1-2lb of weight loss per week (that is a nice steady weight loss). So then we expect Alli to help us lose .5 to 1lb extra per week right? That would make it live up to its 50% more claim.WELL FOLKS IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. WHY?Let's do the math.The suggested daily intake of fat on Alli is 15g per meal, 3 meals a day. That means they advise of only eating 45g of fat per day. There are 9 calories in each gram of fat
    . This means you should only ingest 405 calories of fat per day. The pill helps the body to not absorb up to 25% of the fat you ingest. This means it will only "get rid of" 101 calories per day (which is 25% of 405 for anyone confused). There are 3,500 calories in a pound. At 100 a day calorie deficit on Alli, it will take 35 days to lose an extra pound.Is this product really worth $50+ for a month supply to lose 1lb?Here are much easier/cheaper (and probably safer) ways to have 100 calories per day go bye bye...· Swimming energetically for just 15 minutes will burn 100 calories.
    An hour of housework can burn as much as 100 calories.· Only have ten minutes? Jump rope. At 700 calories per hour, you can burn up 100 calories in just 10 minutes!· Go for a 10 minute brisk walk. Power walking burns 600 calories an hour. You can burn 100 in ten minutes· One 16 ounce Coke is 250 calories. Cut out one Coke a day and you'll be cutting out two and a half times the suggested calorie reduction.· If you drink your coffee with whole milk, you can save 100 calories a day by drinking two cups with skim milk instead
    I really think Alli is just supposed to be a behavior modifier, and thats it. If someone is so desperate to stop their bad eating habits that they are willing to take a drug that will physically punish them if they slip up...well thats hardcore!
    Alli isn't supposed to be used like that, technicially. You don't buy it with the intention that, " Ok. if I eat to much fat then I'll shit myself, so I better stick to my diet"

    The reason why you shit yourself is because ALLI prevents the fat from being absorbed into yoru body. Well..that grease gotta go somewhere.
    I also think that you have those "side effects" worse if you go over the recommended 15grams of fat per meal.


    But, according to the Alli website, they really downplay those side effects:


    You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
    You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens.

    So yeah...Just wear dark pants, that way when ya shit yourself, nobody will be able to see it...they'll just smell it a mile away whileyou try to run to the bathroom with assgrease sliding down your leg.

    In all seriousness...

    Cutey, I'm sorry you had the side effects. That has got to be the worst thing in the world.

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    Ugh!!! Stop Taking It!!

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    Sorry this happend to you Cutey. Don't think I'm making light of your experience But I have to say the way you wrote/told your "ordeal" had me laughing pretty hard.

    I guess I'll just stick with my Hydroxycuts and Monster Drinks.

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    Lord jesus.

    When I first read what happened for some reason I was picturing you and a desk job with khakis on. Glad to see that it wasn't but still thats awful.

    Had you eaten really fatty foods the day the explosion happened?

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    The fucked up thing is that it doesnt even make you lose a lot. They say that it MAY make you lose 15 pounds instead of 10...but that extra 5 i going to mostly water weight...that liquid shooting out your ass will dehydrate you quickly.

    It really is just a tool to make you eat better. When you realize that Cheetos and Pizza make oil shoot out of your butt...you dont want to eat it anymore and stick to veggies and boiled chicken!!!

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    Wow.........
    Thanks for the info, you're brave.

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    Cutey-I have a friend who was taking Alli and the same thing happened to him. He gave in to a pizza craving and the next day at work, he was at his desk and thought he smelled french fries. Lo and behold the "french fry" smell was the oil leaking out of his ass. No warning whatsoever.

    Thank you for posting your account. You are very brave.

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    So does it make anal easier since its all greased up?

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    oh....my....god. wow. i was going to buy that shit this week too. guess not. it sounds like if you eat greasy or bad stuff it'll leak out of your ass. but what if you don't eat that crap and just want to use the ALLI has a diet pill, guess not huh. ok ALLI is crossed off my list. gonna try hydroxycut.

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    I have literally just posted a slimming pill thread asking for advice on pills to take. Do I get it right that this one gives you chronic diarhorrea (spelling?). Has anyone had good effects from it?
    What is hydroxycut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty69 View Post
    I have literally just posted a slimming pill thread asking for advice on pills to take. Do I get it right that this one gives you chronic diarhorrea (spelling?). Has anyone had good effects from it?
    What is hydroxycut?
    No, it doesn't give you diarrahea, exactly. Your body just expells the fat/oil/grease that Alli prevents you from absorbing. It's not poop that's leaking out, it's fat/oil/grease.

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    They should run a special, buy two and get free diapers.

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    ewww, i don't like the sound of that at all. grease and oil leaking from my butt..

    hydroxycut is a diet pill, probably one of the most popular ones, and top ones rated. my husband liked it.

    im gonna try the appuloss though since i already have it. i'll let you know how that goes....

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