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    Lola Rose
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    Default Anyone looking for a girlfriend?

    ladies only plz.

    about me: i is unemployed, do not drive much,(but my fiance will drive us to the movies, and i let you pay), and is likeing back massages.

    i also likeing long walks on the beach (we can take the bus), windowshopping, bubble baths and the internet.

    if anyone wants to like.... talk...... with a WEBCAM pm me. i has aim, yahoo, and free long distance.

    i make a yummy dessert cocktail. you gotta do the dishes.

    so like, if you all don't like me, just tell me. cause I know you only are here to talks with others you do strippering with.

    i is not troll.

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    You tease.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    You tease.
    no!!! what we has is special.... you just... is not enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    i also likeing long walks on the beach (we can take the bus)
    ahahahaha

    this is great.
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    Well since you SAID you is not a troll, sign me up!
    Oh, but I live in Colorado...no long walks on the beach. *sniffle* DAMN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE!

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    we can only date if you treat me with respect, you know, like if i wasn't a stripper.

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    Hey...you're only a cpl hours from me...how about a once a month FB set up?? We can alternate who goes to who every month...beaches on both ends!!

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    Yes, please k. I am wantings have good time with hot girl that is a turn on for me k i will treat you with the same respect as you were not a dirty dirty ho-bag stripper. You can watch me play on wii all day and sometimes if you are real good i will let you use the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    we can only date if you treat me with respect, you know, like if i wasn't a stripper.
    This made me die laughing.

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    This thread is gonna kill me

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    britt, I will respect you, so long as you give me a discount!

    Cam, it's on!

    do you got love for lola?

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    umm yaz, i'd lika a hookup but onlys if you do the oral. I get you a phone that is purdy and lotsa minutes. i love you so much id blow that shit up. I dont even need respect since im stripper ya know! i do you long time for coke or good beating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Cam, it's on!

    do you got love for lola?
    <<in my best Jersey accent>> I got your love right here baby...come and get it!

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    oh my god you guys are so funny, i'm getting wrinkles from laughing so much
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    umm yaz, i'd lika a hookup but onlys if you do the oral. I get you a phone that is purdy and lotsa minutes. i love you so much id blow that shit up. I dont even need respect since im stripper ya know! i do you long time for coke or good beating.
    girl, I give you the best damn beeting money can buy!










    oh, not that kind?
    Last edited by Lola Rose; 03-24-2008 at 06:41 PM.

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............beets.......

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    I'm not looking for a girlfriend definately not after last weekend.... lol....
    I'm hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    we can only date if you treat me with respect, you know, like if i wasn't a stripper.
    Damn. How about I promise to respect you when you pay for my bike to get fixed? And for my rent? And uh, the band needs a new amp...

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    I will take everyone to waffle house. I will pay the tip, mkay?You all pay rest, b/c I only be making 80k in a few years. then I will do you all in the vip that i didn't gotsta pay fer b/c I'm so hot like that. We will have mad crazy fun (but respectable) orgy. You will all come 6 1/2 times, then you can do lines of coke off my ass. After that, you all work, and I take money then beet you up, respectfully, of course.

    deal or no deal?

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    Do u stillz live with mom and dad ? Can I has sofa ? I promise I takes the pennies under (but respectfully, of curse!)

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    i likes whipz, but ya, i mean if u can only gets the sock wit soap ill still be with ya. how much we talkin' though, i mean im a stripperz so i spends all my money on crack n'shit so i don't have lots.
    Deal

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