I'm not telling you which guy friend was the 7th wheel...but I'm sure you can easily guess LOL. Anyway, last night I had a little small group party at my apartment where we drank and were jolly. My friend Carrie and her boyfriend Dave were there(I wrote about them in a few threads before), annoying making out, smacking lips loudly(that sound is worse than fingernails against a chalkboard, I swear), somberly arguing with each other once ever 15 mins, etc. But my friend "Donna" and I didn't mind because we were able to be giddy and loud and rowdy together. Plus, more guys came over later in the night. First, my roommate Revolution came home. Donna's been pining after him and they ended up hooking up! LOL. Then my ongoing fuck buddy/ex-boyfriend "Devin" visited and despite my pledge to hold out sex until I'm in a relationship(eh, I'm failing at the "dating" thing anyway so fuck it), I ended up hooking up with him. And then there was my guy friend, who was left with nobody.
THANKFULLY my guy friend left the party BEFORE Donna and Revolution started hooking up, or before my fuck buddy Devin and I started going at it in the other room. There were a few times in the past where this guy friend was at a party with me and our other friends, he'd see everyone coupling off, and he would get grouchy-and-bitter then peace out of the party. So I'm glad he didn't stick around long enough to see that happen this time!
Here's the thing about my friend: he's in his mid-to-late 20s and he hasn't gotten any in a.......very long time. (I'm being VERY nice here to assume that he has?) He's not a bad looking guy, and he has a nice car, his own place, and all that...although his jobs don't pay him nearly enough of what he's worth. But he's SO low-confident, that people are turned off. I asked Donna's honest advice about him after he left, and she said that he's a bit "serial killer"-ish with his demeanor and stiff, nervous facial expressions. He's very shy and has a lot of internal self-hatred and low esteem. She said that he seemed fine until he opened his mouth and talked, even though he talked about things that were inoffensive small talk. But maybe that's the problem...he talks about lame ordinary topics that are either boring(e.g., the weather) or an inside joke most people wouldn't understand(e.g., story about a crazy customer at his work). I feel bad!
Here's the worst part: When my friend was leaving and hugged Donna and Carrie goodbye, they complained later that he had a hard-on and they unfortunately felt it through his clothes when he hugged them. Then they laughed that his dick wasn't very big! (I wouldn't know) They were like, "Wow he must not get any if he gives such a long, embracing, gropey hug, and if a simple hug is enough to arouse him."
I feel so bad! I really thought there was hope for him, since he's NOT a bad looking guy, he's educated, and is financially self sufficient -- but after all these years of knowing him and see him constantly get rejected, and hearing bad testimonies even from the "nice girls" that I'm friends with, I'm really starting to wonder if maybe the "fine art" of dating/socializing/sex is just something he doesn't have the "talent" for.I don't know what to do! Help! Ideas?



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Well I've been kinda unofficially banned from mentioning the word "M--k" here, so I figured I wouldn't mention any name for him at all LOL.
Get off that unibrow! Buy him some cool clothes on his birthday!



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