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    Okay so last night was my first night in this shitty hick town(seriously I have no phone here and im leeching a shit connection).

    Well im doing my show on this shitty long runway of a stage with their bent and broken PS Superpole...I go to swing around the stage and kick buddies chair. I said im sorry then continued on.

    Well later when im telling dude about a night I was in Vancouver and kicked a guy in the face and took out his front teeth the guy goes 'oh don't worry about that with me!" he then yanks out his false teeth and waves them around!!!!!

    Then his friend goes 'look dude she has all her real teeth!! Shes a real hottie!!'

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    My guess? Hockey player heh. We do have a lot of people missing some teeth around here...but you are hot though.
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    I don't know Snowles lol... he was youngerish... but he was really icky nasty scuzzy havn't had a shower in three years kinda dude... his falsies were yellow and nasty lol.

    Okay this place isn't THAT bad. At least I have cable tv... and the town does have wireless obviously if im able to leech... and there is a walmart and tim hortons lol.

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    OMG. That is too funny!!! I couldn't even imagine...
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    you kicked out a dude's front teeth?!?!? What happened after that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Okay so last night was my first night in this shitty hick town(seriously I have no phone here and im leeching a shit connection).

    Well im doing my show on this shitty long runway of a stage with their bent and broken PS Superpole...I go to swing around the stage and kick buddies chair. I said im sorry then continued on.

    Well later when im telling dude about a night I was in Vancouver and kicked a guy in the face and took out his front teeth the guy goes 'oh don't worry about that with me!" he then yanks out his false teeth and waves them around!!!!!

    Then his friend goes 'look dude she has all her real teeth!! Shes a real hottie!!'
    Bitch!! That was you !!! Look what you did to my face. I knew I'd catch up to you again somehow, somewhere. Do you know, I haven't gotten laid since!! You wrecked my sex life.

    I gotta admit, you gave me a nice lapdance while I was waiting for the ambulance though.
    Last edited by hockeybobby; 03-18-2008 at 05:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl View Post
    you kicked out a dude's front teeth?!?!? What happened after that?
    LoL it was a guy in on the boats who didn't speak english. It was funny actually because the pole was super close to the front of the stage and I went to do a swing and dude stood up and leaned into the pole as I was swinging and my heel took out his teeth. He started yelling at me in whatever language he spoke and stormed out of the club.

    HB I knew it was you!!! You still owe me money for that lapdance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    LoL it was a guy in on the boats who didn't speak english. It was funny actually because the pole was super close to the front of the stage and I went to do a swing and dude stood up and leaned into the pole as I was swinging and my heel took out his teeth. He started yelling at me in whatever language he spoke and stormed out of the club.

    HB I knew it was you!!! You still owe me money for that lapdance
    cally is hot, she dance, and kicks ass at the same time....

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    OMG that story was so funny! Kind of reminds me of the family sitting around the table in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Bitch!! That was you !!! Look what you did to my face. I knew I'd catch up to you again somehow, somewhere. Do you know, I've haven't gotten laid since!! You wrecked my sex life.
    I thought chicks liked it gummy. Or was that dudes?

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    that is totatly funny lol

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    Is it wrong that I am laughing hysterically here? cause I am lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post

    Then his friend goes 'look dude she has all her real teeth!! Shes a real hottie!!'
    Wow, Cally, you have all your front teeth?

    I always thought you were hot, but "all your teeth". That's just too hot

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