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    Default If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    wait till you see this!





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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    You know what gets me... how they're upset because of the children.

    I mean, if your six year old knows what a penis looks like and what the straw is signifying, you have a LOT more problems than a funny shaped straw.


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    Omg. I was going to say...slow news day? But apparently they've been covering it for a WEEK?

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    I know right?!
    Well I explain to my kids, even thought they are 5 and 2 cause they ask, "mommy where is your penis?" and I say "mommy does not have a penis, she has a vulva" calling the body parts by their correct names is very helpful, you don't call your eye ball and seeing vessel, or your elbow something else so a penis is a damn penis! but back to the point to me it does not look like a damn penis unless I do the "well examining it and doing the dirty mind set of uhh a dick"

    People really need to chill the fuck out!

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    Yeah, I get a six year old knowing anatomy.. but they probably don't get the idea of 'penis shape' or 'look ma, I'm sucking a weenie!'...I mean... really.. if they do, you need to question their uncles. o_o


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    Yeah you are 100% right.

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    I totally laughed when I saw the straws. LOL

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    ^^ Me too!! They could always just re-package them for adults hehe!


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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    Those straws are a fairly abstract shape. I doubt they even intended them as adult novelties.

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    Those straws don't look exactly like penises, but they're really pushing the envelope.

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    ^^^What Chaos Fairy said. I was expecting to see these!

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    So she didn't like that her kid saw them... But she had her kid with her when she came to talk to the news people...

    Ridiculous over reaction.

    This remind anyone of that episode from The Office where the watermark gets printed on some of the paper?

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    I don't see it. They look like safety scissors to me.

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    The look like awomans head and boobs to me...

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    Oh FFS how retarded are some people?? They look like CHRISTMAS bells, and I have a dirty mind. Lol, absolutely retarded.
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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    I posted a comment on there, "Wow, that poor woman has been getting really small penises her whole life."


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    ^^^Her whole life?

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    If she thinks THAT looks like a penis, she must be used to really small peen, is what I meant.

    I mean, it's a really small peenstraw.


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    I thought they looked like a bell.

    Still ridiculous!

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    Could the straws have been made by a computer that merely shaped each one in a random pattern?

    It is the human imagination that can see patterns and shapes where there is really only randomness. Like clouds or ink blots etc.

    We've got a real problem in our society with genitals. I'm not sure why that is, but people get very upset at images of genitals, most especially if a child should see that everyone has genitals *gasp* The horror!


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    I ttthought they were bells till I read the responses.

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    I used to have some straws like that when i was little. I always thought they were bells as well. They came in a package with other musically related straws.

    Actually, I feel kinda sorry for here that her life is such that she's staring at a straw and seeing a penis...not to mention then trying to "alert" the public to this upsetting straw.

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    All I have to say is this is just pathetic, but a great laugh.

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    That woman is so dick hungry she sees dicks everywhere. It's a cock mirage!

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    Default Re: If you thought the penny prank was a wtf, why is this news?

    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    I know right?!
    Well I explain to my kids, even thought they are 5 and 2 cause they ask, "mommy where is your penis?" and I say "mommy does not have a penis, she has a vulva"
    OT: And that's the root of Freud's theory of fetishism. Mommy's missing penis.



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