wait till you see this!
Questionable Straw Shape Upsets Mother
wait till you see this!
Questionable Straw Shape Upsets Mother





You know what gets me... how they're upset because of the children.
I mean, if your six year old knows what a penis looks like and what the straw is signifying, you have a LOT more problems than a funny shaped straw.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Omg. I was going to say...slow news day? But apparently they've been covering it for a WEEK?
I know right?!
Well I explain to my kids, even thought they are 5 and 2 cause they ask, "mommy where is your penis?" and I say "mommy does not have a penis, she has a vulva" calling the body parts by their correct names is very helpful, you don't call your eye ball and seeing vessel, or your elbow something else so a penis is a damn penis! but back to the point to me it does not look like a damn penis unless I do the "well examining it and doing the dirty mind set of uhh a dick"
People really need to chill the fuck out!





Yeah, I get a six year old knowing anatomy.. but they probably don't get the idea of 'penis shape' or 'look ma, I'm sucking a weenie!'...I mean... really.. if they do, you need to question their uncles. o_o
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Yeah you are 100% right.
I totally laughed when I saw the straws. LOL
^^ Me too!! They could always just re-package them for adults hehe!
Those straws don't look exactly like penises, but they're really pushing the envelope.
^^^What Chaos Fairy said. I was expecting to see these!




So she didn't like that her kid saw them... But she had her kid with her when she came to talk to the news people...
Ridiculous over reaction.
This remind anyone of that episode from The Office where the watermark gets printed on some of the paper?![]()
I don't see it. They look like safety scissors to me.
The look like awomans head and boobs to me...




Oh FFS how retarded are some people?? They look like CHRISTMAS bells, and I have a dirty mind. Lol, absolutely retarded.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]





I posted a comment on there, "Wow, that poor woman has been getting really small penises her whole life."
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
^^^Her whole life?![]()





If she thinks THAT looks like a penis, she must be used to really small peen, is what I meant.
I mean, it's a really small peenstraw.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I thought they looked like a bell.
Still ridiculous!
Could the straws have been made by a computer that merely shaped each one in a random pattern?
It is the human imagination that can see patterns and shapes where there is really only randomness. Like clouds or ink blots etc.
We've got a real problem in our society with genitals. I'm not sure why that is, but people get very upset at images of genitals, most especially if a child should see that everyone has genitals *gasp* The horror!![]()
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I ttthought they were bells till I read the responses.![]()



I used to have some straws like that when i was little. I always thought they were bells as well. They came in a package with other musically related straws.
Actually, I feel kinda sorry for here that her life is such that she's staring at a straw and seeing a penis...not to mention then trying to "alert" the public to this upsetting straw.




All I have to say is this is just pathetic, but a great laugh.
That woman is so dick hungry she sees dicks everywhere. It's a cock mirage!





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