I have no one quoted in my signature. I feel left out!![]()
The quotes that I liked the best are taken, and the one that I really like wouldn't work in a siggy quote because you need the post is was referring to for it to make sense.





I have no one quoted in my signature. I feel left out!![]()
The quotes that I liked the best are taken, and the one that I really like wouldn't work in a siggy quote because you need the post is was referring to for it to make sense.
go to snorgtees.com or tshirthell and find a tshirt you like
A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.
(not my original haiku btw)
-E
hilarious signature
"Everyone wants a shot but no one wants to get behind the gun."




"blame it on the dead guy." - my HS history teacher
" what you dare to dream, dare to do"
" tearless grief bleeds inwardly"








"And in this life-creative adventure the criterion of achievement will be...the courage to let go the past, with its truths, its goals, its dogmas of 'meaning,' and its gifts: to die to the world and to come to birth from within."
Joseph Campbell THE MASKS OF GOD
"Where the light is brightest the shadows are deepest."
Wolfgang Goethe (1771)
"It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak, and another to listen."
Henry David Thoreau (1849)
JK Jim
Here's some that maybe you'll like.![]()
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
- Oscar Levant
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx
If only God would give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
The only cure for grief is action.
- George Henry Lewes
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
- Sophocles




back in the late 80's my hs teacher (a local politician at the time) was teaching us about current events, which included the ongoing Iran-Contra congressional investigations under then-President Reagan.
at one point it seemed like they (the key players) were all blaming the recently deceased william casey (the cia director who died of brain cancer) during the investigation. the question came up that "why were they turning on him all of a sudden?" (c'mon, we were naive HS students)
this prompted my teacher to explain, "it's the absolute best strategy! there's no one to dispute their claims. the guy's dead! who are they (congress) gonna believe? the people testifying or the dead guy? so when in doubt 'blame it on the dead guy!'"
i also quoted him in my yearbook.
actually, he's was a little miffed at that. i think he took some flak in the teachers' lounge for it. but in the end i think he was really happy/proud i quoted/learned something in his class.![]()





Well, it does seem to have worked time and time again!
My grammar is horrible. I had to come back and edit that simple sentence because I f*cked it up so bad.
I used to have:
You have to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.
___
But then Pooka got funny again.
I like the idea of going to shirt hell and finding something there i am sure youll get something good. I love the two sigs i found i just found them randomanly pay attentiom and youll find something.





Lol Goddess, that saying always reminds me of Robyn from the first season of America's Next Top Model. She was reciting something similar while crying and refusing to get nekked for the nude photo session.
Eh. I never heard that before from her mouth. Maybe because Robyn annoyed me and I tuned her out. I'm really good at that![]()





I couldn't stand her either. Glad she didn't make it!!
-Why are dancers look bad on me?
That newbie dude whose thread got deleted. Oh man. What a riot.





LOL.
The comment that made me laugh the most was in the Strange Hustles thread I think. Someone was talking about how in her club there was a dancer (who was foreign) that would walk up to guys and say: "You give me one dollah," and then some other SW member said to that poster: "I see we've met before," or something like that. Cracked me up!!!
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