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    Default Re: I'm auditioning for a burlesque show!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    So I had a talk with the choreographer yesterday... they are NOT interested in any "enhanced" girls. Don't even bother to audition. They're the snobby burlesque types who are offended at being called strippers. Meanwhile, a lot of the girls in the troupe have their lips done, nosejobs, etc.

    Whatever. I'll go make $500 an hour in VIP being a dirty fake titty stripper.

    That is a really shameful truth. Burlesque troops, being soooo open minded that they accept women of all shapes and sizes, will openly reject girls with fake boobs and other forms of plastic surgery.

    That doesn't go for all burlesque groups, of course, but there are a handful that come to mind that will straight up deny any girl that has altered her bits.

    What can I say? It's lame. And in your case, Viola, it's THEIR loss.
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    Default Re: I'm auditioning for a burlesque show!!!

    Sooooooo annoying. I'll never understand that. If all they were interested in was the glamour, they wouldn't be drawn to burlesque, they could just emulate MGM musicals. They LIKE the dirty element but they don't want to admit it!


    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    So I had a talk with the choreographer yesterday... they are NOT interested in any "enhanced" girls. Don't even bother to audition. They're the snobby burlesque types who are offended at being called strippers. Meanwhile, a lot of the girls in the troupe have their lips done, nosejobs, etc.

    Whatever. I'll go make $500 an hour in VIP being a dirty fake titty stripper.
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    Default Re: I'm auditioning for a burlesque show!!!

    I'm having a grumpy day. Grumpy ole Jo day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jo Weldon View Post
    Sooooooo annoying. I'll never understand that. If all they were interested in was the glamour, they wouldn't be drawn to burlesque, they could just emulate MGM musicals. They LIKE the dirty element but they don't want to admit it!
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