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    Default It's the full moon...

    ... bringing all the trolls out.

    Now, how do you destroy a troll?

    Are they like vampires where you just put a stake through the heart (I've been watching lots of Buffy) or do you have to dismember them?
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Find them a nice bridge?


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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    Trolls turn to stone when exposed to direct sunlight

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    Oh, yeah, that's right! Tolkien scholar much? Duh!

    No wonder they spend so much time on the Internet these days, thriving off the green glow of a computer monitor in their dank little basements.
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    This might be a stupid question and slightly unrelated but when its a full moon, is it a full moon everywhere? Like when its a full moon in Texas does that mean its a full moon here in the UK too?



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    Well it's a full moon here...


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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh.
    Sorry, had to do that!


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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    Apparently, you need to either be a Christian or have an in with a Marvel comics superhero.




    To ward off the trolls you could always trust in Christianity: Church bells, a cross or even words like "Jesus" or "Christ" would work against them. Like other Scandinavian folklore creatures they also feared steel. Apart from that they were hunted by Thor, one of the last remnants of the old Norse mythology, who threw Mjolnir, his hammer, causing lightning bolts to kill them. Though Mjolnir was supposed to return to Thor after throwing, these hammers could later be found in the earth (actually Stone Age axes) and be used as protective talismans.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Apparently, you need to either be a Christian or have an in with a Marvel comics superhero.
    Another excuse church groups will use to try to save us all?

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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    flush them out lol

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    I pee on them.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    ^LOL?

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    Default Re: It's the full moon...

    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    This might be a stupid question and slightly unrelated but when its a full moon, is it a full moon everywhere? Like when its a full moon in Texas does that mean its a full moon here in the UK too?
    Nope. You're on the other side of the planet. That's why when we have eclipses, people in some countries can see it and others can't. (I think?)

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