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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I'll vouch for PhillyDancer.

    she's definitely not a dude...but I'm really M--k.
    No I really am! I'm M--k pretending to be my female friend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    So who ARE you Philly? You've been a member here long enough and you've shared enough. Who are you? What is it that you've been hiding? Maybe its not a big secret, but even so, I know there is something about you...
    I am M--k. A 27-yr-old guy. My friends call me "Monk" as a nickname. They call me "monk" because they see that I never get girls, so they tell me I should just give up already and become a monk. I go on here pretending to be my female friend, writing mockeries and parodies of some of the problems she might encounter if working at a club. It's the best entertainment for me because I'm a PL who can't even afford to go to the Oakford Inn let alone a much more upscale strip club.

    EDIT: Hahahahahahaha check out my profile now!
    Last edited by PhillyDancer1982; 03-25-2008 at 07:20 AM.

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    I have decided I am with Britt on this one--as I so often am.

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Glad to hear another soldier is home. However doesn't do much to make me happy about the soldiers I know are headed back over there either.


    On another note, is someone losing their mind?
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Nope, just coming out with my true identity.

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Has anyone seen a memorable film called "Being John M--kovich?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Machismo View Post
    Glad to hear another soldier is home. However doesn't do much to make me happy about the soldiers I know are headed back over there either.
    QF-fucking-T.

    I am sick with worry right now about a couple of people.

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    So if you're M--k, does that mean we've been telling you to go fuck yourself?


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    Yeah... pretty much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    Nope, just coming out with my true identity.
    haha...PhillyD you are being a wonderfully good sport about this. I am laughing right along with you.

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    So if you're M--k, does that mean we've been telling you to go fuck yourself?
    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    Yeah... pretty much.
    Umm, do you need any help with that? I'm not really busy at the moment...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    haha...PhillyD you are being a wonderfully good sport about this. I am laughing right along with you.
    Haha I'm glad you get the humor out of it!

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Is that an actual picture of him in the avatar?

    If so, you'll post his picture but not his name?
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    No, remember how she said he looked like some politician? I'm sure that's who it is with the American flag in the background and all.

    But Philly, the new avatar, I lubs it! Good for you for taking all of the accusations and negativity in stride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Machismo View Post
    Is that an actual picture of him in the avatar?

    If so, you'll post his picture but not his name?
    No, that's not M--k, er I mean me...it's a picture of former Republican Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick(Northeast Philly area), who is a dead ringer/clone for M--k.

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    Well whoever you are, I'm glad J is coming home safe and sound.
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    Called it on blue quite a bit ago


    The more a somebody talks about cock, the more likely it's a guy

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    ^^^Huh? Maybe if he's gay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Has anyone seen a memorable film called "Being John M--kovich?"
    For this comedy gold, I bestow upon you...

    the coveted gold star sticker!!


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    Hahahahahahaha and to think that the only other time I actually won something in my male life was 2 yrs ago when they had the Halloween costume contest at my old job...and the only reason I won was because I was the only one who wore something remotely close to a costume!(a basic black cape)

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    Philly and I are both dudes, right on! Let's do nasty man butt sex stuff, being that we are both really slutty. I have condoms and lube!

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    For this comedy gold, I bestow upon you...

    the coveted gold star sticker!!

    Aww, shucks!

    Thx, TSK! I thought it got past everybody...

    P.S. Is that BlackSheEp33 in your siggie?

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    Default Re: M--k's brother is coming home from Iraq!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Called it on blue quite a bit ago


    The more a somebody talks about cock, the more likely it's a guy
    Hello? did nobody see my post....

    I've met PD1982!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Hello? did nobody see my post....

    I've met PD1982!
    Oh, you have? What's he like, Emily?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Hello? did nobody see my post....

    I've met PD1982!
    Yes, but where is the fun in that? It's much more fun to believe PD is really the infamous M--k

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