I am M--k. A 27-yr-old guy. My friends call me "Monk" as a nickname. They call me "monk" because they see that I never get girls, so they tell me I should just give up already and become a monk. I go on here pretending to be my female friend, writing mockeries and parodies of some of the problems she might encounter if working at a club. It's the best entertainment for me because I'm a PL who can't even afford to go to the Oakford Inn let alone a much more upscale strip club.
EDIT: Hahahahahahaha check out my profile now!
Last edited by PhillyDancer1982; 03-25-2008 at 07:20 AM.
I have decided I am with Britt on this one--as I so often am.




Glad to hear another soldier is home. However doesn't do much to make me happy about the soldiers I know are headed back over there either.
On another note, is someone losing their mind?
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
Nope, just coming out with my true identity.![]()





Has anyone seen a memorable film called "Being John M--kovich?"





So if you're M--k, does that mean we've been telling you to go fuck yourself?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Yeah... pretty much.![]()














Is that an actual picture of him in the avatar?
If so, you'll post his picture but not his name?
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.





No, remember how she said he looked like some politician? I'm sure that's who it is with the American flag in the background and all.
But Philly, the new avatar, I lubs it! Good for you for taking all of the accusations and negativity in stride.![]()





Called it on blue quite a bit ago
The more a somebody talks about cock, the more likely it's a guy





^^^Huh? Maybe if he's gay!![]()
Hahahahahahaha and to think that the only other time I actually won something in my male life was 2 yrs ago when they had the Halloween costume contest at my old job...and the only reason I won was because I was the only one who wore something remotely close to a costume!(a basic black cape)
Philly and I are both dudes, right on! Let's do nasty man butt sex stuff, being that we are both really slutty. I have condoms and lube!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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