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    Default Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    OMG I just need to vent about this song.

    Flo Rida - Low

    If I hear this damn song in the club one more freakin time im gonna snap! LoL I swear its been played out in a seriously bad way.

    I admit I dance to it.. only because I get asked to but fuck its driving me nuts.

    Sad thing is.... because I work about 10 different bars/clubs in a day I will hear it at least 15 times a day.

    /end rant.

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    Default Re: Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    ^^^

    u work at ten clubs a day??? Damn girl how long you at each one??
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    ^^^

    u work at ten clubs a day??? Damn girl how long you at each one??

    I spend about 20 min to a half hour in each bar during the day then at night depending on the week and what im doing i'll do about 2 hours of floor time selling side stage shows.

    Read my thread about working in Canada. Well just skip to the part about Manitoba and you will understand lol.

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    LOL I thought i was the ONLY one who hated that song!
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    Default Re: Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    I'm going to get me some apple bottom jeans.... I can't wait. The BF offered to buy them because he thinks the song is funny.


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    It's such a stupid song and I completely sympathize.

    "Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur
    The whole club was looking at her
    ... Baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps
    I turned around and gave that big booty a slap"

    Really fucking creative, man. We all know exactly what stupid material shit you're talking about, and you top it off with such a witty line about slapping a big booty. How original.

    Hip hop is dead. *cries*

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    Sorry to threadjack, but WTF is going on in your .sig, TSK?

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    "she hit the floor
    next thing you know
    shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low... "

    I should get a new handle: ShortyGotLow.
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    ^^^ I did a Google search one marajuana-influenced night for "funny animated GIFs" and I saw this one and it just... spoke to me. He reminds me of someone from my high school, and he looks just like he's trying way too hard.


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    ^^ don't talk about my boyfriend like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    ^^^ I did a Google search one marajuana-influenced night for "funny animated GIFs" and I saw this one and it just... spoke to me. He reminds me of someone from my high school, and he looks just like he's trying way too hard.


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    ^^^I LOVE the saliva as an eyebrow-pomade thing he has going on!

    His eyebrows must smell Grrrreeeaaatt!

    eta, why was I the last dumbass on Earth to realize that this fucktards name is Florida? Flo Rida?? So damn creative...NOT!!!!

    Yes, hip-hop IS dead! And the South had plenty to do with the phucking murder! I dance to the shit, but most Southern rap is hot moldy garbage!

    Plus, I'm tired of T-pain's Roger Troutman wanna-be ass being on every damn song!
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    Yeah thanks to all the DJs that 'just push play' for 'tracks 1, 2, 3, & 4', like good mindless automata, you can hear this song as many times a night as the fuckin' idiots will play it.

    I have a dancer that wants to hear Nickelback 'Rockstar' every single time she goes up onstage as well. But I make the job harder than it has to be, and tell her "no". And all the other dancers that ask for the same songs 10 times a night.
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    ZOMG!!! Djoser... you no mod no more?! Your name is pink again!


    YES, I am still a MOD! (Sorry, I couldn't resist, lol!)
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    ^ I just noticed that, too.

    ...But yeah... I'm totally over the song. ...And yeah... Hip-Hop is dead. Though, I don't know if that's a bad thing since I never dance to it anyway.

    (No offense Hip-Hop fans)



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    See above, I think I am still a mod.

    What happened was, a year ago, I donated 100$ miserable dollars to SW, so became a 'Platinum Member', instead of a 'Moderator'.

    Since then, I have tried to donate more money several times, but been told it wasn't possible. The year-long Platinum Membership ran out, but I still cannot donate money, and the name didn't change back to 'Moderator'. I don't care about what they call me, I just look forward to when I can donate money.
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    Default Re: Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    hip hop is so dead. there are some good ones left, but not many. :[

    but yeah that low song is DONE. played out. but... guys want lapdances when it comes on (just like that grillz song) so i slap a smile on and pretend i love it.

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    Default Re: Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    There's just some of these songs I cannot play. Like physically cannot put in the player, or click it to get it into the DJ program if by some mistake it got into my memory somehow. Like 'Smack That'. Haven't played it once since all those guys started spanking the dancer who was retarded enough to ask for it. Cannot play 50cent, either, except 'Magic Stick', but I'm sick to death of that, it's long overdue for retirement, Lil' Kim or not.

    The looks these customers give you when you say you'll have to 'look and see if I can find it' are priceless. Their world is uprooted and tossed upside down around their heads. The dumb ones actually stand there like robots waiting for input, until their primitive minds figure out I'm not 'looking to see if I have it' yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Yeah thanks to all the DJs that 'just push play' for 'tracks 1, 2, 3, & 4', like good mindless automata, you can hear this song as many times a night as the fuckin' idiots will play it.

    I have a dancer that wants to hear Nickelback 'Rockstar' every single time she goes up onstage as well. But I make the job harder than it has to be, and tell her "no". And all the other dancers that ask for the same songs 10 times a night.
    First of all, to the OP...yes. If I hear that godforsaken fucking song one more time, it just might drive me to impale a large sharp object into my skull.

    Djoser....Amen on the crappy DJ statement. As far as the dancer that wants "rockstar" every stage.....I think every town has one. We have one here too.

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    Default Re: Apple Bottom low low go go get out!!

    Sorry I forgot to add (and I don't mean to "threadjack") that I also feel the same with that piece of shit overplayed "moves her body like a cyclone" song. FUCK!!!

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    ^^^ That one sucks too. Wow. Good call.

    I'll dance to that stuff in TJ clubs but that's where the line is drawn.

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    Thankfully Cyclone isn't over played here yet.

    Way I Are was totally over played and now its Low....

    The other one girls are stealing my thunder with is Puddle Of Mudd - Psycho

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    Don't even get me started on Way I Are.....

    "Ok, so it doesn't really rhyme, and it's horrible grammar, and it's an unnecessary but purposeful mistake that will do nothing but just make the song awkward, but you know what? Let's go ahead and say 'are' instead of 'am'."

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    Ahaha I love how basically anyone can throw together a bunch of words that make no sense and as long as it has a good beat it makes you a millionaire

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