-=Hehehe This is just my big attempt to have a big laugh at ourselves. NOTHING in this thread is serious, directed, or real.=-
OH MY GOD.
SW.
I heard.....get this....CALLY, was eating out.....with....Lady Jade.....'s boyfriend behind her back and EVEN BAKING HIM COOKIES! Then she took a bus to Ballet Baby's house and Ballet Baby came......home from work, Cally had to hide under the covers where she got a horrible rug burn and still is. When Lady Jade pulled whipped the rug out....from underneath her boyfriend's cookie philandering ways, she confessed that she had spent a lot of time in the sun......child and that she was sorry and begged for forgiveness.
By the time that things between those two had begun to air out and they began to make up......sex, the phone rang. It was a very confused and bewildered OdysseusNJ who told hot, steamy, and very slow stories of how Stellaforstars got up on SundayMorning and gave her a ROSEWHITE. He was so conflicted he couldn't stop....watching. After the three made a very nutritious breakfast of Eggs Benedict and a tall glass of TigersMilk, they called big daddy and had transport arranged leaving ODYSSEUS WITH THE HOTEL BILL.
It wouldn't be so bad if Bunny didn't run to tell Mast what was going on and hol-ee shit did the baby batter hit the fan. He was all "I can't believe you didn't take pictures" and she was all "We've talked about this" and he was all like "UHM YOUTUBE" and it just went on and....oh my god you wont believe this. Kaia. Rose. Ran. In. And. Blew. Him. AWAY With a slap right on his face penis!
Meanwhile, behind the ficade of this innocent looking book shop. Trouble was brewing as LunarObverse was on the phone telling Yekhefa about this sweet sassy little tart he met that wanted to do all sorts of crazy things to him while Paige watched but only if he'd whip out his.....









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