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    -=Hehehe This is just my big attempt to have a big laugh at ourselves. NOTHING in this thread is serious, directed, or real.=-


    OH MY GOD.

    SW.

    I heard.....get this....CALLY, was eating out.....with....Lady Jade.....'s boyfriend behind her back and EVEN BAKING HIM COOKIES! Then she took a bus to Ballet Baby's house and Ballet Baby came......home from work, Cally had to hide under the covers where she got a horrible rug burn and still is. When Lady Jade pulled whipped the rug out....from underneath her boyfriend's cookie philandering ways, she confessed that she had spent a lot of time in the sun......child and that she was sorry and begged for forgiveness.

    By the time that things between those two had begun to air out and they began to make up......sex, the phone rang. It was a very confused and bewildered OdysseusNJ who told hot, steamy, and very slow stories of how Stellaforstars got up on SundayMorning and gave her a ROSEWHITE. He was so conflicted he couldn't stop....watching. After the three made a very nutritious breakfast of Eggs Benedict and a tall glass of TigersMilk, they called big daddy and had transport arranged leaving ODYSSEUS WITH THE HOTEL BILL.

    It wouldn't be so bad if Bunny didn't run to tell Mast what was going on and hol-ee shit did the baby batter hit the fan. He was all "I can't believe you didn't take pictures" and she was all "We've talked about this" and he was all like "UHM YOUTUBE" and it just went on and....oh my god you wont believe this. Kaia. Rose. Ran. In. And. Blew. Him. AWAY With a slap right on his face penis!

    Meanwhile, behind the ficade of this innocent looking book shop. Trouble was brewing as LunarObverse was on the phone telling Yekhefa about this sweet sassy little tart he met that wanted to do all sorts of crazy things to him while Paige watched but only if he'd whip out his.....
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    You left out the part where TOO paid for everything

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    Default Re: The Drama Thread

    feel free to add it!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I am honored to be included. Oh, wait, I'm doin' it wrong.

    THAT'S A TOTAL LIE, MAST!!!
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    no no no You gotta ADD to the story!

    Everyone's complaining their missing the drama....well HERE IT IS. TAKE IT AWAY!
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    Boo...I didnt get a part...I wantz drama llama action!

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    Bull. fucking. shit. She took a LIMO to my house, A FUCKING LIMO!

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    But she was with your man! Or so I heard, you better smell her dick. Did she fucking leave the limo OUT FRONT?!

    That SKANK!
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    haha i like this thread but krchab99 is left out of the fun agine lol i am just so forgetable lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    But she was with your man! Or so I heard, you better smell her dick. Did she fucking leave the limo OUT FRONT?!

    That SKANK!
    um, sorry but that's ridiculous. i'm annoyed with so many people here, but i won't say who, and i could say something right now, but i won't.

    i will instead end with this all-powerful rhetorical flourish:






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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    haha i like this thread but krchab99 is left out of the fun agine lol i am just so forgetable lol
    Well if you'd stop making house calls to all the junkies then MAYBE we'd have more respect for you. I mean whatchoo goin around all these houses for trollin for booty?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    um, sorry but that's ridiculous. i'm annoyed with so many people here, but i won't say who, and i could say something right now, but i won't.

    i will instead end with this all-powerful rhetorical flourish:






    (Tongue ---> cheek, though that should go without saying. I love you all.)
    OOH! OOH!

    I think I know who. PM!

    She pm'd me and told me you could shove it up your nose!
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    um...sorry but whatever. i'm done with this thread.





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    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Fucking skank hitting on my man is going to burn in hell.

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    When I asked My ATF if there was a chance her and I could be together...before saying "No", she called my wife :/
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    umm, sorry but - kick her ass, Callyish!

    *puts everyone but Cally on Ignore*

    (*well, doesn't really, but threatens to*)
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    So my man came to see me at work and some skank was hustling him for dances. Fucking back stabbing whore!

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    No way! You get all up in her grill about it? You tell her that was YOUR MAN before she went and put all her man-stealin essence on him?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Well its the same bitch who got in my face when I was giving a customer a BJ in the VIP so I threw my shoes at her then the manager fired me so I drove my car through the front door. How dare the asshole fire ME! I mean does he NOT know who *I* am!!!

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    I know you are all talking about me so: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!!! PRICKFUCKS!

    I'm sorry

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    hockeybobby is actually NOT a hockey player

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    *ignored*

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    Well, screw you all! I'm leaving and never coming back! I'm going to go throw up some miso soup, get lipo, and maybe I'll jump off a bridge while I'm at it!!


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    The lipo will make you float less easily, so maybe you should do it after the bridge jump.

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    ^^^ STFU, you're just jealous that I have the best hustle evar!

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