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    Default I would blow Mr.Clean

    and not because I find him attractive. You should see what his little magic eraser did to my house!!! OMFG.....it has NEVER been so clean. Totally, if anyone knows how I can hook up with that bald headed man-whore I will totally put it too him!

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    I would blow a buff bald man that cleans any day, you kiddin.


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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    I will shave my head and clean your house, if you pretend you like me.

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    If you just clean my house and have a big peen, I'll like you...


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    Come on Over HB. You can take care of me post surgery too

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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    and not because I find him attractive. You should see what his little magic eraser did to my house!!! OMFG.....it has NEVER been so clean. Totally, if anyone knows how I can hook up with that bald headed man-whore I will totally put it too him!
    Some times I get lost !?

    You wanna give him a blowjob ?? Go a head !! Why not ??

    So he is bald and work in the service/industry ...

    I don't get it ...

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    Lol.. he's a product character. I know, confusing!


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    BEST FUCKING CLEANING PRODUCT EVER!!!!

    you can combine it with scrubbing bubbles to make grime disappear in a second flat.

    I heart magic erasers
    I heart magic erasers
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    I heart magic erasers

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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    You rang?

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    Oh he totally called you out, yo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    You rang?
    fuckin' cock-blocker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    You rang?


    Holy crap, Mr. Clean! Where can we meet up for clean lovin'?


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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    this thread is hilarious!
    My husband put boiling hot turkey gravy in the blender and of course it exploded ALL over the kitchen
    Magic Eraser saved us from having to move!!



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    this thread is hilarious!
    My husband put boiling hot turkey gravy in the blender and of course it exploded ALL over the kitchen
    Magic Eraser saved us from having to move!!
    Gravy....in a blender?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    You rang?
    Mmmm rich in Aryan goodness.

    I totally have the hots, too. Brawny and bald = a-ok in Sunday's book.


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    Thank you, I needed that laugh ajbaer. You can't even imagine what images went through my mind when I read the title to this thread!
    People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite.

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    My mom when she was younger had a crush on the actual character lol

    I have 2 kids and the thing amazes me but my arm gets real tired so I must wait till they are a bit bigger and understand that the wall is not paper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    You rang?
    Funny how if you talk about blowing a dude that's not around, all of a sudden he shows up!
    Don't worry HB, he ain't blockin'. Take care of my walls and I'll hit you up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    Funny how if you talk about blowing a dude that's not around, all of a sudden he shows up!
    Don't worry HB, he ain't blockin'. Take care of my walls and I'll hit you up!
    Seriously. Guys must have a 6th sense when it comes to this.

    Soo for the record. I'd blow Hugh Jackman

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    Mmmm rich in Aryan goodness.

    I totally have the hots, too. Brawny and bald = a-ok in Sunday's book.
    Wait, I thought Brawny was the big hairy lumberjack spokeperson?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

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    This is my favorite thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    Funny how if you talk about blowing a dude that's not around, all of a sudden he shows up!
    Don't worry HB, he ain't blockin'. Take care of my walls and I'll hit you up!
    YES MA'AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    Can any of your ladies give me a blowjob over the phone? I will pay for it too, an let me know your rate : )

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    Umm...could you scrub my floors too? With a toothbrush? And maybe some of the softscrub for the toilets. I mean, if I'm gonna blow you, I should get my cleanings worth
    Anyone else want HB to do some cleaning? He appears ready and willing!

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    Default Re: I would blow Mr.Clean

    I had a boyfriend who looked EXACTLY like Mr. clean. the sex was really good too. he was totally 30 years my senior. ha. but he talked SOOOOOO much.... like, i couldn't get a word in edgewise... so he had to go.

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