and not because I find him attractive. You should see what his little magic eraser did to my house!!! OMFG.....it has NEVER been so clean. Totally, if anyone knows how I can hook up with that bald headed man-whore I will totally put it too him!
and not because I find him attractive. You should see what his little magic eraser did to my house!!! OMFG.....it has NEVER been so clean. Totally, if anyone knows how I can hook up with that bald headed man-whore I will totally put it too him!





I would blow a buff bald man that cleans any day, you kiddin.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





I will shave my head and clean your house, if you pretend you like me.![]()





If you just clean my house and have a big peen, I'll like you...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Come on Over HB. You can take care of me post surgery too![]()





Lol.. he's a product character. I know, confusing!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
BEST FUCKING CLEANING PRODUCT EVER!!!!
you can combine it with scrubbing bubbles to make grime disappear in a second flat.
I heart magic erasers
I heart magic erasers
I heart magic erasers
I heart magic erasers
You rang?
Oh he totally called you out, yo!![]()





Thank you, I needed that laugh ajbaer. You can't even imagine what images went through my mind when I read the title to this thread!![]()
People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite.
My mom when she was younger had a crush on the actual character lol
I have 2 kids and the thing amazes me but my arm gets real tired so I must wait till they are a bit bigger and understand that the wall is not paper!
This is my favorite thread ever.





Can any of your ladies give me a blowjob over the phone? I will pay for it too, an let me know your rate : )
Umm...could you scrub my floors too? With a toothbrush? And maybe some of the softscrub for the toilets. I mean, if I'm gonna blow you, I should get my cleanings worth
Anyone else want HB to do some cleaning? He appears ready and willing!





I had a boyfriend who looked EXACTLY like Mr. clean. the sex was really good too. he was totally 30 years my senior. ha. but he talked SOOOOOO much.... like, i couldn't get a word in edgewise... so he had to go.
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