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    Default Got any good riddles?

    Inspired by Crow2 & the 'Got any good jokes?' thread, what about riddles?
    For example:

    What goes up a chimney down, but never down a chimney up?

    An Umbrella.


    What can 2 men do with ease, a man and a woman do with some degree of difficultly, but 2 women can't do at all?

    Pee in the same coffee can at the same time.
    (I'm not totally sure if I agree with that. I've seen some talent!)


    When is a door not a door?

    When it's ajar.



    You get the idea.
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    (Okay, answering this solidified my place as a Riddle Master. See if you can get it.)

    Sometimes inside
    Sometimes outside
    Sometimes I'm not there at all
    Life needs form and structure
    Without me, you would fall.

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    (Okay, answering this solidified my place as a Riddle Master. See if you can get it.)

    Sometimes inside
    Sometimes outside
    Sometimes I'm not there at all
    Life needs form and structure
    Without me, you would fall.
    gravity?

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
    They both produce flat notes

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    (Okay, answering this solidified my place as a Riddle Master. See if you can get it.)

    Sometimes inside
    Sometimes outside
    Sometimes I'm not there at all
    Life needs form and structure
    Without me, you would fall.


    Space??

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    (Okay, answering this solidified my place as a Riddle Master. See if you can get it.)

    Sometimes inside
    Sometimes outside
    Sometimes I'm not there at all
    Life needs form and structure
    Without me, you would fall.
    magnetism

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    I guessed gravity too.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Stairs?

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    or railings!

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    (Okay, answering this solidified my place as a Riddle Master. See if you can get it.)

    Sometimes inside
    Sometimes outside
    Sometimes I'm not there at all
    Life needs form and structure
    Without me, you would fall.
    Bones?


    "In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
    D'oh you beat me to it!
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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Heh-heh, I was going to say Poe wrote on both, but they both produce flat notes is a good one too.

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    I'm in your bucket, but I have no weight, no color & no smell.

    What am I?
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    ^^^ Gravity, light, temperature, energy, ...
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    I'm in your bucket, but I have no weight, no color & no smell.

    What am I?
    Nothing.


    "In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    what can you put in a bucket that makes it weigh less

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    A hole!

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    right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    A hole!
    That's not very nice, Perry! Quit name calling and just answer the riddle.
    j/k

    What do you call a zipper on a banana?

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    Default Re: Got any good riddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    gravity?
    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    Space??
    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    magnetism
    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I guessed gravity too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Stairs?
    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    or railings!
    Quote Originally Posted by Melvis View Post
    Bones?
    And the prize goes to Melvis!

    (I completely forgot I had put this up, sorry for the long reply)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    What do you call a zipper on a banana?
    A fruit fly.

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    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    ^ A needle?

    The banana with a zipper one is cute. I googled the answer cuz I was curious.

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    What goes into 11 four times?

    Michael Jackson.
    Last edited by Budai; 08-29-2008 at 06:38 PM. Reason: Riddle answer

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