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    AudreyLeigh
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    OK after the pregnant male link I got to this and apparently they can

    •Find out your DNA by you touching the computer screen
    •Tell you all your downfalls
    •Charge you THOUSANDS to upgrade your baby - be sure to click the UPGRADE button after they scan your DNA and tell you whats wrong with you
    •They will start growing your baby in a host in a week with your choice of gender, haircolor, eyecolor, height.

    Lastly they will send you

    • A photo and bio of your new surrogate host mother!
    • An initial image of your newly created embryo.
    • Regular pregnancy updates via email (with ultrasound or video laproscopic images) until the birth of your child!
    • Immediate notice when you child is being born and a link to real-time video footage!

    Anyone care to try?!

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    Whoever created that site has too much time on their hands...it's still neat though.
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    creepy

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    That woman is really giving me the heebees and I don't know why. I thinks it might be because she explaining everything so calmly and in an eerily fake way. This kinda reminds me or the videos on Lost of the scientists that used to be on the island.



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    It wont play for me.

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    lame and fake...as you have already seen they claim to have your DNA even if you DONT touch the screen(like they could get it that way anyway)

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    I'm loving this concept!!! I can make my tribe of gorgeous supermodel, financial genius, social activists!!
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    omg i fell for it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    omg i fell for it
    Which one did you try and create?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    omg i fell for it
    Dont feel so bad. I just went back to the page and *almost* touched the damn screen. It was screaming TOUCH ME!

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    At first before I read the link I thought that was a real thing you can do. I thought fast food babies now? Glad its not real....that would be so ...freaky.
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    I think its a scam... not just a joke. I sent them my spare email address after upgrading my baby... wonder what theyll send me.

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    85% Novelty-seeking
    28% Schizophrenia
    13% Anti-Social Behavior
    10% Addiction Susceptibility
    8% Bipolar mood disorder
    5% Stamina Impairment
    3% Glottal Stop
    2% Hypernasality
    hmmm my second one 85% Novelty-seeking
    69% Attention Deficit Disorder
    28% Schizophrenia
    13% Anti-Social Behavior
    7% Velocardiofacial (Shprintzen) Syndrome
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    3% Glottal Stop
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    After I sent my email addy I got this:

    Be sure to tell all your friends about GenoChoice. For every referral you make, you'll receive special genetic discounts on your next child! Our best wishes to you and your family. Take care and good-bye.

    Oooo!! I discounts!

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    I picked the clone option

    My first result was 98% Homosexuality and I'm really only about 40%.. haha


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    There are NO sensors on your screen, unless you have one of those thousand-dollar wacom tablet monitors like my friend the comics artist does. :-)
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    Huh? I get pissed when I see stuff like this. Because I'm thinking, " Why didn't I come up w/ this?!" It's pretty odd. I like odd.
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    hehehe mine came up with novelty first....guess I'm always looking for the newest thing....LOL!

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    I dont know dude I think mine is somewhat on point .

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    Looks like a phishing site.

    And yes, a DNA scan CANNOT be taken by touching the screen of your computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaosfairy View Post
    There are NO sensors on your screen, unless you have one of those thousand-dollar wacom tablet monitors like my friend the comics artist does. :-)
    Well, yes, touch screens can return pressure and coordinates, but it's analogous to trying to see a molecule with a pair of reading glasses. Wrong tool, at the wrong scale by dozens of orders of magnitude.

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