








I do! I do! Believe me, this asshole has been eaten and licked so many times, I've got to be doing something right. Keep in mind, girls have less anus hair than mens. So as long as I've showered, havn't pooped, and have kept the area clean, it should be just as nice and fresh as the vagine.
Now, will someone please tell my current boyfriend that so he will eat my ass and let me do the same to him!! Dammit!
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Originally Posted by Mia M
I have had one with the poo smell and one with poo breath.
The dancer with poo breath used to be a SW girl.



Unfortunately, I've come across every smell described here. But the most common ones are the smelly hooha and the bad breath.
I'll never forget the time two dancers came up to me and within the first 10 seconds nearly knocked my ass out with their breath. It was the kind of odor you could only get if you either hadn't brushed your teeth your entire fucking life, or had just eaten shit from the rectum of a decomposing cadaver. They then went on to french kiss each other and oddly enough, neither of them vomited or passed out. Must have been some sort of built up immunity.
I won't identify her. She was otherwise a very pleasant person to spend some time with.
Then you are a gentleman, and I respect that.
But I still can't help being curious!![]()
This thread just...makes me sad.
And a little grossed out.
Miss D gets a little sweaty after LD's or a vigorous stage show. But never stinky. I know she wears a lot of deodorant (like 15 swipes under each arm after showering). Maybe that is why. But even if she did give off a tiny whiff after all that work it wouldn't bother me. OTOH consistent gross breath or smelly cookie would make me wonder.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
Nope - I've been fortunate...
The worst (far from bad though) was prob. one of the dancers I go with from time to time just got off stage and we immediately went for LD...and she is a sweater so probably sweat is the worst i've faced?...which you can't blame a dancer for working her ass off on stage...
and to be honest..it wasn't a bad sweat smell...it was actually not bad at all...
i dont know where im going with this so i'll end it here...
PABLO SPEAKS THE TRUTH...![]()
For large bosomed ladies a quick swipe with a moist towelette keeps the kids smelling fresh and clean. I once got a boob-pillow face crush from a lovely with rancid booby sweat. It was a bit of a mood killer. Imagine being smothered by moldy bath towels. Yuck!!!
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This thread is making me paranoid.
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Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

At like 1am I got a dance from this fairly young dancer since the dancer I was really interested in was busy. After we settled down onto the couch I immediately regretted it as her pits were pretty ripe. Luckily it was a fairly short song.
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- sweaty odor - rarely
- kitty odor - only once thankfully but just onstage
- smokers breath - no too often anymore here (NY club anti-smoking laws)
- poo odor - only once when she did a slide a bit to close
nothing else i can recall
Last edited by threlayer; 05-02-2008 at 06:00 AM.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.





I hear the poo thing alot which is kind of unsettling. I have a phobia of pooping at work so luckily I wouldn't have this complaint! You'd think a girl would bring a stack of baby wipes and wipe that ass raw before giving a dance. Geez!
I posted this in PP, but it seems to fit here, too, maybe better:
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No.
But I stopped going long before they stopped smoking in most strip clubs.
If I could smell anything nasty through the haze of Marlboro and cigar smoke, somebody would have probably stopped you before you left the powder room.
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