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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    I've come across stinky dancers many times. Vinegary smelling feet, rank kitty, poo smells, bad breath, ashtray breath, smelly armpits, unwashed hair... I've had them all. Builds character.
    Me too. Usually it's poo-butt though, and from a dancer who sticks her ass crack right against my nose. They really shouldn't do that. Even if it has been washed recently, who actually has a lovely-smelling anus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    ...who actually has a lovely-smelling anus?

    Well, I do...that was too easy...next question please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Even if it has been washed recently, who actually has a lovely-smelling anus?
    I do! I do! Believe me, this asshole has been eaten and licked so many times, I've got to be doing something right. Keep in mind, girls have less anus hair than mens. So as long as I've showered, havn't pooped, and have kept the area clean, it should be just as nice and fresh as the vagine.

    Now, will someone please tell my current boyfriend that so he will eat my ass and let me do the same to him!! Dammit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Even if it has been washed recently, who actually has a lovely-smelling anus?
    Stat, you really need to get out more....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Stat, you really need to get out more....
    You've just now reached that conclusion?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    Or anything of the sort that made you count the minutes til the dance was over?? Just curious.
    Yes. I've encountered the "poo smell" situations previously described as well as some really nasty BO and what I think might have been a really bad kitty odor.

    On the other hand, just a hint of BO from dancing strangely seems to be a bit of a turn-on.

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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    I have had one with the poo smell and one with poo breath.

    The dancer with poo breath used to be a SW girl.

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    Unfortunately, I've come across every smell described here. But the most common ones are the smelly hooha and the bad breath.

    I'll never forget the time two dancers came up to me and within the first 10 seconds nearly knocked my ass out with their breath. It was the kind of odor you could only get if you either hadn't brushed your teeth your entire fucking life, or had just eaten shit from the rectum of a decomposing cadaver. They then went on to french kiss each other and oddly enough, neither of them vomited or passed out. Must have been some sort of built up immunity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rlams2000 View Post
    I have had one with the poo smell and one with poo breath.

    The dancer with poo breath used to be a SW girl.
    You really know how to inspire curiosity.

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    I won't identify her. She was otherwise a very pleasant person to spend some time with.

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    Then you are a gentleman, and I respect that.

    But I still can't help being curious!

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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    This thread just...makes me sad.

    And a little grossed out.

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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    Miss D gets a little sweaty after LD's or a vigorous stage show. But never stinky. I know she wears a lot of deodorant (like 15 swipes under each arm after showering ). Maybe that is why. But even if she did give off a tiny whiff after all that work it wouldn't bother me. OTOH consistent gross breath or smelly cookie would make me wonder.

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    Nope - I've been fortunate...

    The worst (far from bad though) was prob. one of the dancers I go with from time to time just got off stage and we immediately went for LD...and she is a sweater so probably sweat is the worst i've faced?...which you can't blame a dancer for working her ass off on stage...

    and to be honest..it wasn't a bad sweat smell...it was actually not bad at all...

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    For large bosomed ladies a quick swipe with a moist towelette keeps the kids smelling fresh and clean. I once got a boob-pillow face crush from a lovely with rancid booby sweat. It was a bit of a mood killer. Imagine being smothered by moldy bath towels. Yuck!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonelily View Post
    This thread just...makes me sad.

    And a little grossed out.
    Likewise. I guess I've just been lucky. Never had a poo-butt or BO, or skanky kitty moment in a club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Docido View Post
    For large bosomed ladies a quick swipe with a moist towelette keeps the kids smelling fresh and clean. I once got a boob-pillow face crush from a lovely with rancid booby sweat. It was a bit of a mood killer. Imagine being smothered by moldy bath towels. Yuck!!!
    I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

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    This thread is making me paranoid.
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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    Quote Originally Posted by VeraLynn View Post
    This thread is making me paranoid.
    No different than guys not wanting to smell or look offensive. A couple of extra swipes under the arms and a tooth check in the mirror scouting out lunch remnants. It's a courtesy.

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    At like 1am I got a dance from this fairly young dancer since the dancer I was really interested in was busy. After we settled down onto the couch I immediately regretted it as her pits were pretty ripe. Luckily it was a fairly short song.
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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    • sweaty odor - rarely
    • kitty odor - only once thankfully but just onstage
    • smokers breath - no too often anymore here (NY club anti-smoking laws)
    • poo odor - only once when she did a slide a bit to close

    nothing else i can recall
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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    I hear the poo thing alot which is kind of unsettling. I have a phobia of pooping at work so luckily I wouldn't have this complaint! You'd think a girl would bring a stack of baby wipes and wipe that ass raw before giving a dance. Geez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TarsTone View Post
    Unfortunately, I've come across every smell described here. But the most common ones are the smelly hooha and the bad breath.

    I'll never forget the time two dancers came up to me and within the first 10 seconds nearly knocked my ass out with their breath. It was the kind of odor you could only get if you either hadn't brushed your teeth your entire fucking life, or had just eaten shit from the rectum of a decomposing cadaver. They then went on to french kiss each other and oddly enough, neither of them vomited or passed out. Must have been some sort of built up immunity.
    ROFL, this fucking killed me. OMG, thank you. I think I'd have lost my cookies when they started making out.

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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    I posted this in PP, but it seems to fit here, too, maybe better:


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    Default Re: Have you ever had a stinky dancer?

    No.
    But I stopped going long before they stopped smoking in most strip clubs.

    If I could smell anything nasty through the haze of Marlboro and cigar smoke, somebody would have probably stopped you before you left the powder room.

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