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    Default Fantasy blown....

    Have you ever been in a relationship or even just single and have a fantasy or crush on someone??? Well, I did. It was my neighbor... I'm married, so it would have only been a fantasy. Anyways, he came over today (the only day I've ever talked to him more than a wave) and he asked about our landscaper cos he's too lazy (admitted by himself) to pull weeds. Anywho - I HATE HIS VOICE. It's so not manly, I almost laughed!!! I know I had a weird look on my face as soon as he started speaking, I could feel it. On top of it, (this is just me being extra lame myself) I HATE HIS NAME, it's bleh. Yeah, but his voice was just wtf!?! LOL.

    Anyone else have a story how theirs was ruined? I'd love to hear!

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    hehe this is a funny thread ive never had that happen excatly but i know what you mean and i am glad you found him to be less then expected scince your married it would of sucked if he was a charmer.

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    Omg, yes. I went on a date with this kid and the whole time I remember thinking, omg. so hot. he makes me so horney. oh, I'd lvoe to fuck him.

    Well, I got my chance. He came home with me, went to bed, took off his shirt and his entire back was covered in big, cystic acne. /barf


    I asked him to put his shirt back on. I was scared those zits would rupture all over my sheets! I was to chicken shit to tell him go home. But I did tell him I had a sudden headache and just wanted to go to sleep. Althoguh all night long I lay awake worried the zits would start to spontanously rutpure everywhere.
    ugh.

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    ewwwwwww

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    eww kaylin that sucks lol

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    The first class I ever took in college, on the first day of class, there was this girl sitting next to me...she was, at the time, the hottest girl I had ever seen. SHe had on these short shorts and a tight top, pretty, I mean, I'm sure my eyes were bugging out of my head.

    I got to know her over time but at the time, I thought she was out of my league (stupid me...), but for the longest time she was a fantasy of mine.

    I ran into her a few years back....holy crap...ballooned up, let looks go....what a change.

    Fantasy BLOWN.

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    The voice thing has killed more than a few perving moments with dancers at clubs; you just can't get past that if they won't wear a ball gag.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Hmmm, I'm hella creative. I've worked with some of the WORST blown fantasies.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I have felt that way several times over my dating years. What kills the 'fantasy' everytime is smoking. OMG hot, until the cig comes out. Blech. My husband almost lost me on that one, because when I met him he smoked and I was ready to say 'hello no'. I told him that he either quit or no deal.
    Last edited by BrunetteGoddess; 03-30-2008 at 11:37 AM.

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    Yeah..there was this really hot guy I had a crush on in college. We went out..he was kind of lame but not quite enough to kill my crush. Then he kissed me...EWWW....rigor mortis lips. He puckered up like a little kid and those lips were pursed so tight they were rock hard.

    Ok...crush killed. Blech.

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    What was his name LOL

    Usually my fantasies don't get blown....I still see them as the person in my fantasy despite their faults lol
    Last edited by LiveFree; 03-30-2008 at 02:20 PM.

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    Good thread lol

    Well awhile back I had the hots for my manager. I was thinking I was going to get some hot sex and ride the orgasm wave to sleep. Um no. His house was covered in dog hair. I mean 6in diameter balls of it...everywhere. His bathroom was indescribably gross with black stuff in it. Then came the sex part (a couple drinks will do that to ya) and his penis was so small and didn't want to work. I said fuck it got dressed and went home.
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    This just happened to me just a few months back! I used to post here about a guy I referred to affectionately as Jewboy. We all worked together on a show in Missouri toward the end of 2006, and for a YEAR I was in red-hot lust. I was so hot for him, even K told him it was okay to sleep with me because I was dying for it. Finally we ran into each other last Halloween at a party, and we were with other people but we made a date to get together the next night.

    He came over, we got some Thai delivery and flirted and talked, and he wanted to watch Monty Python. Uhhh, okay. So I started coming onto him, and we made out, and he was just so damn SKINNY. He had a stupid moustache (he'd dressed as Groucho Marx for the party the night before and DIDN'T SHAVE OFF THE 'STACHE), and on top of it all he couldn't get hard. He started talking about how emotionally wounded he'd been by the recent end of his last relationship, and we wound up lying in bed drinking wine so he could work through his fucking feelings. Eventually we did have sex but it wasn't wonderful - it was adequate, but meh, not worth a year of buildup - and then he wanted to fucking snuggle and cuddle like a girl all night. He then spent the next week sending me little text messages until he finally got the hint. Dude, you know K as well as you know me, you know you were just a booty call. Don't get all girly on me!

    So yeah. Year's worth of intense lust and, well, it was like that slide whistle noise in the cartoons.

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    Oh my god! I remember Jewboy well! That's just fucking disappointing.

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    Yep. It was. Oh well, at least I got to scratch the itch and the lust went away!

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