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    Blueberry Pie Diet

    Ladies and Gents,
    I have found THE diet guaranteed to make you feel that you are on the greatest diet ever!

    All you need is a slice of blueberry pie, 3 slices of thincrust quattro formaggio pizza, and a small bottle of fresh watermelon juice. I've just begun this diet, and let me tell you, I already feel great, enegetic, revitalized, even cleansed!

    I am selling the recipes for the above for just $49.95! But only for today! If you aren't happy with this diet, I will guarantee not to send your money back, because I swear on the bible that it works!

    Wowwee!!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    lol is this a joke

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    LOL sign me up!

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    ^^^ Sweet haha!
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    How much would I have to pay you to send all those things to my door so I don't have to walk around the store? I prefer not to exercise.

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    oooh, Maybe I'm make this my postnatal get back in shape diet, cause if you sweared on the bible, it must be true!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    How much would I have to pay you to send all those things to my door so I don't have to walk around the store? I prefer not to exercise.
    For you honey, I'd deliver them myself. COD of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Mmmm poontang pie.
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Can you personally deliver it, and feed it to me in bed? I'll take a month's worth please. If we need to take a break from the diet at any time during the month, I'll be sure to have lots of Hashbrowns and fresh maple syrup ready as a substitute.

    Finally a diet to look forward to! Thank you Katrine, from the bottom of my loins.

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    Will the blueberries cause uncontrollable blueberry squirts? Cause I dunno theres alot of fiber in those berries lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Can you personally deliver it, and feed it to me in bed? I'll take a month's worth please.
    Uh no. Joplin lives here in my neck of the woods, hence the personal delivery. I am now boycotting Canada because of your barbaric cute baby seal clubbing rituals.


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    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Sweeeeeet!!!!! hahahha

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    Mmmm...seal pie.

    Wait, what?

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    I'm on the pineapple diet and my tongue is burnt!

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    Also, add Theraflu and muscle relaxers to my diet....they make you forget the hunger pains.

    How many calories are in a packet of Theraflu?

    Oh yeah, another GREAT diet idea...catch THE FLU!! Cerously, you will sweat off so much weight. My blankets are soaked through the mattress from the last 2 days. Yay for getting skinny through viral infections!!!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Dont forget the laxatives! haha

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    Ipecac!!!! You have to take ipecac within 15 minutes of eating. Then you have to take the laxatives. castor Oil 4 TBSP. Don't forget the water pills too!!!! Oh and you need to exercise 6 hours a day on top of this even with injuries. Sauna and hot tub as well. I guarantee this works, and if you send me 49.95 I'll personally coac you over the phone for 15 minutes through your first vomit session! So buy Katirne's diet and I'll help you too. Katirne wat to work together on this one and split the profits?

    Oh and I'll even throw in some tapeworms for free to help you out with keeping the weight off!

    C

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    Blueberry pie, pizza and watermelon juice all sound REALLY good. I'm in!


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    You know, maybe I've just been very fortunate...but I've put on weight in my life and have been out of ideal shape. I've found it just as easy to simply increase my training and decrease my calories for a month to get back into a decent physique. I also have never tried to get really skinny. At 5'4", I look great at 120, and quite toned at 115. I'm between those two now.

    In case anyone was wondering, that was just what I happened to eat yesterday when I posted this. Does everyone see the ridiclousness of crash diets?

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Yes Katrine we do. It's totally true crash diets kill your body.

    C

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