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    Default Chris Meloni, plz make mad sex0rs wit me

    I can haz sexy balding detective?







    Oh yeah baby, give it to me....

    BTW, I may have one started a thread about this very subject matter. And I usually avoid the melodramatic SVU, but not tonight. He is sexy personified.

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    lol yeah, he's a cute one..
    I love Law & Order SVU !

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    yeah, he's hot! mmmm
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    I'm confused by the first pic.

    But mmmm Chris Meloni. I wouldn't mind him frisking me

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    Yeah I'd hit it.

    Btw, is he the same guy who was the dad on Dawson's Creek? I would have hit him too. Unless it was the same guy. Then I would JUST hit it.

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    Just....yes plz.

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    Oh lord, I just wanna lock him up and do bad things to him for the rest of his natural life! There's way too many comments to be made about handcuffs and interrogation etc, but they're all true!!!!

    The only things better than Chris Meloni sex would be if it was an SVU-themed event and thus Mariska Hargitay could join in *fans self*


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    I'm confused by the first pic.
    I know? I'm not into gay porn, so it's in the way of my lusting.

    I have a Christopher Meloni lap dance fantasy. I think it's my only work related fantasy, but it makes me happy. He's shooting an episode in my club and I'm just an extra, but then the director thinks maybe there should be a lapdance scene with Meloni's character who is undercover, so he pulls me in over and we block a scene. Then it starts getting all hot and then we're all alone (it's a fantasy) and all sorts of extras are happening.
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    *swoon* I love the ep of SVU where he's undercover as a business guy selling coke and he's got these cute lil glasses on. *makes Meloni/Hargitay sammich (in my mind)*

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    I love him in Wet Hot American Summer.
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    His character is very troubled. I dont get the sexiness at all. Of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    His character is very troubled. I dont get the sexiness at all. Of course.
    You mean on SVU? Well, he's a guy trying to deal with sex offenders and other scary stuff and also has young daughters at home. He has to balance the urge to strangle most of the criminals with the need to keep a job and set an example for his kids. It's interesting.

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    Excuse me did you call my lover over cause he's mine, MINE!!!

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    I have a slight obsession with him... just minor, nothing major :breathes really fast and laughs maniacally:




















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    Nothing major really I mean like just if I ever see him I might jump on him and not let go....



















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    You must watch "The OZ"! If I`m not mistaken, there might be a full frontal nude of him there! But if not full frontal then at least lots of bare buttocks... Oh and, of course, his character is totally awesome!

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    IT IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY TO HAVE THESE MANY IMAGES RIGHT?

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    I wanna nibble his nose.

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    So if this does not prove he's mine I don't know what will, so yeah!

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    Uuum, was that Meloni boy makeouts?

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    Isn't he just divine? My hubby hates him, just hates him lol

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    I thought he was a prick in Bound, but I love his character on SVU. Never seen him in anything else.

    Although I prefer Bobby (don't laugh) or Logan. Or both...Criminal Intent, indeed!
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