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    Default This is the "What the F???" thread

    I am 41. I have about 20 grey hairs, I am ever so slightly balding, the beginnings of a few wrinkles...

    and this morning when I woke up, I had a zit the size of a corn stalk right in the middle of my nose.

    For fucks' sake, I haven't even completely left puberty and I'm showing signs of middle age. WHAT THE FUCK???

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    LOL zits are not exclusive to teenage skin
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Yea, jaizaine has some on her toes.

    I'm looking better as I age, I find. My pops looks good for his age(67), so maybe i'll be as fortunate.
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    btw mr hyde did u pop it? bet u enjoyed that
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Default Re: This is the "What the F???" thread

    there is a rooster that cock-a-doodle-doos about every 3 minutes 24/7 a few houses down from mine.

    what the fuck.

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    My family goes grey VERY early. I started seeing grey hairs in my mid 20-s....esp because natural blondes go grey even faster. My ex-brother was salt and pepper by the time he was 25.

    Sucks. As if I dont feel old ENOUGH most days...

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    My neighbors have a hound that barks like a fiend all day, every day. WHAT THE FUCK???
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    I'm 24 and I always have a few white hairs mixed in my black hair. I like them though. It's a game to try and find them to pull them out.
    You're not suppose to pull white hair or else more will grow out. Not sure how sure that is, but I never pulled white hair bc of that.

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    Dear idiot who is blowing up my phone:

    If you call me and I don't answer the first time what the fuck makes you think it's a good idea to call 7 more times!?!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    btw mr hyde did u pop it? bet u enjoyed that
    Hell yeah, got the vise grip pliers out and went to town!

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    Default Re: This is the "What the F???" thread

    Also...whenever I eat at the Moe's near my place, there is always a guy that makes my tacos with the least amount of cheese possible...

    What the fuck?

    Put some fucking cheese on my taco without me having to sound like a fucking cheese beggar, taco-boy.

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    Why wont my birds stop fucking???WTF??My male will be 16 this year...they only live to their late teens,early 20's TOPS. So he's like 80 years old comparatively. Yet he's following her around all damn day yelling "I'm a good good boy" and blowing her kisses!!!!

    And my other birds keep yelling "Bad birds ..bad bad bad"....so half my birds are sex maniacs and the other half are prudes...WTF??

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    ^^^^
    Are they actually saying that? If so you need to record it and post it because that's hilarious.
    Yes,they are actually saying that!! Its quite hilarious!! I SHOULD record it...but every time I break out the camera they stop...I guess they are camera shy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    And I caught one of my rats lick her foot and then stick it in her ear.
    LMAO!

    I had a hamster who did this all the time! But the other way around. He would scratch his ear, sniff his toes, and then eat whatever cheese-ness that came out.

    WTF????????

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    Default Re: This is the "What the F???" thread

    Open Attachment WTF!

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    It did open I f-up the WTF lmao.

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    OMG Cam, I can't stop laughing! I'm going to be laughing all day at "I'm a good good boy!" Your dirty old man bird is definitely cooler than my grumpy old man cat.

    Just a few weeks ago, before K came home, it was sunny and I wore little dresses and skirts everywhere like K likes. Ever since he came home, it's just been colder and colder, and we've got to have had several feet of sleet and hail over the past few days. K keeps looking out the window and yelling, "What in the HAIL!"

    So yeah. WTF.

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    Default Re: This is the "What the F???" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Why wont my birds stop fucking???WTF??My male will be 16 this year...they only live to their late teens,early 20's TOPS. So he's like 80 years old comparatively. Yet he's following her around all damn day yelling "I'm a good good boy" and blowing her kisses!!!!

    And my other birds keep yelling "Bad birds ..bad bad bad"....so half my birds are sex maniacs and the other half are prudes...WTF??
    Damn that's funny!
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    Default Re: This is the "What the F???" thread

    I just found a few gray hairs.. I'm 19. That's a big WTF moment all in itself.

    My boyfriend/baby's dad is being incredibly weird/standoffish/distant for no apparent reason. WTF?

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    I can't find Mr. Clean to "thank him" WTF???
    My head hurts more than my breasts, I had breast surgery NOT head surgery...WTF?
    I have to spend ALL day in the house tomorrow, I CAN"T leave...WTF!!

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    LOL... I've been going grey since the age of 14 thanks to my bleeding disorder. But, since I am a redhead, we technically go a yellowy color so it doesn't look bad, it just looks like I'm trying to be "trendy".
    !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    LMAO!

    I had a hamster who did this all the time! But the other way around. He would scratch his ear, sniff his toes, and then eat whatever cheese-ness that came out.

    WTF????????
    LMAO
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Yea, jaizaine has some on her toes.
    WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    I'm looking better as I age, I find. My pops looks good for his age(67), so maybe i'll be as fortunate.
    Me too, except I look way better than my dad did, even, when he was as old as I am.

    I get way more attention now than I ever have. The Spring break girls kept telling me how hot I was, last month, and I am way older than they are. The dancers in my club, too, and it seems to be growing exponentially. The last club it took a year for more than 2-3 of them to say so, or show it (of course my last club sucked donkey balls, even if I made a shitload of money there). My last club in Daytona I got a lot of attention, but not like this. I'm confused, but I'm not going to complain. I'm trying to be cool about it, though--playing at work is a very bad idea.


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    there is a rooster that cock-a-doodle-doos about every 3 minutes 24/7 a few houses down from mine.
    There are zillions of roosters all over Key West, crowing away like they are all on blow, all night long--way, way more than in the morning.
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    ^^
    not sure what u looked like when you were younger but now

    I think I look the best I have looked now at 28.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    A customer asked me if I had a condom tonite. WTF?!

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