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    Default Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    My friend just sent this to me! Thought it was funny


    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish.........................................49

    Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

    Athletic......................................No tits

    Average looking..................................Ugly

    Beautiful..........................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally secure......................On medication

    Feminist.......................................Fat

    Free spirit....................................Junkie

    Friendship first..........................Former slut

    Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

    New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places

    Open-minded.................................Desperate

    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

    Professional...................................Bit ch

    Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

    Large frame................................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


    DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1.

    Yes = No

    2.

    No = Yes

    3.

    Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want... !

    5.

    I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6.

    We need to talk = you're in trouble

    7.

    Sure, go ahead = you better not

    8.

    Do what you want = you will pay for this later

    9.

    I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10.

    You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


    DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1.

    I am hungry = I am hungry

    2.

    I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3.

    I am tired = I am tired

    4.

    Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5.

    I love you = let's have sex now

    6.

    I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7.

    May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8.

    Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9.

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10.

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11.

    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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    Default Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    Thanks for the chuckles

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    Default Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    I guess I'm a desperate sloopy drunk junkie who's a bitch. There's worse things to be. And you say bitch like it's a bad thing.

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    Default Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    I posted the same thing once. Got flamed. Implied misogyny.

    It is still a good laugh for those with their humor intact. Thanks.

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    Default Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

    Heh. I've contemplated posting a personals ad before but stopped due to the aforementioned unspoken definitions. Also, whenever I see a hot girl post her picture on Craiglist I immediately assume its not really her and shes either fat/ugly/both.

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