My friend just sent this to me! Thought it was funny![]()
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.........................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun.........................................Annoyi ng
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional...................................Bit ch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1.
Yes = No
2.
No = Yes
3.
Maybe = No
4. We need = I want... !
5.
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6.
We need to talk = you're in trouble
7.
Sure, go ahead = you better not
8.
Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9.
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10.
You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1.
I am hungry = I am hungry
2.
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3.
I am tired = I am tired
4.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.
I love you = let's have sex now
6.
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay



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