so you should all present me with humorous suggestions as to what i should do now!
so you should all present me with humorous suggestions as to what i should do now!
The Palace? (-:
hahah. last time i was there i threw paint on their chairs and told them all to get fucked. probably not so welcome there.





probably not ;]
well, it's not like it was unwarranted paint throwing. they totally deserved it. ahaha. assholes.
You threw paint on their chairs? Hahahahahaha, why?
I quite liked it when I was there.
Er, give all your stuff away and grab the first plant out of Adelaide, it will be an adventure!
because some fucking bitch there stole one of my shoes and half my costume, and smashed my best friend's $1200 perspex champagne glass bath that i'd borrowed for a competition there, just cos i beat her. and then the club covered it all up and just fed me a bunch of daiquiris and so when i actually had to compete 2 hours later with no shoes, half a costume and the main part of my show missing, i was so fucking drunk that i just threw my body paint all over the stage and on their chairs and wiped it everywhere and told them all to get fucked.



sounds fun!
you should busk
do your show on the street!
busking sounds fun.
ashlee adams, coming soon to a shop front near you!
move to the states Kiss the frogill turn in to a Prince and will will live happily ever after.
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Why did you quit?
You should become a professional tattooist.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I think you should come to FL and be my sex slave!





Join the circus?
teach or be the prinipcal or founder of a Stripper University.





You should be my feature duo partner. I've been wanting one for a while now...
^^Raddest idea ever. I'd buy tickets. Now we just need creative ideas for smuggling Darcy to the States. Orange crate? Oil tanker?
YESYESYESYEYYSEYSEYSIUEFHNSPDOFH(*S*[email protected]!!!!!!!
Um.............English to Australian textbook translations??
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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