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    Darcy Foxx
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    Default i quit my job last night

    so you should all present me with humorous suggestions as to what i should do now!

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    The Palace? (-:

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    hahah. last time i was there i threw paint on their chairs and told them all to get fucked. probably not so welcome there.

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    probably not ;]

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    well, it's not like it was unwarranted paint throwing. they totally deserved it. ahaha. assholes.

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    You threw paint on their chairs? Hahahahahaha, why?
    I quite liked it when I was there.

    Er, give all your stuff away and grab the first plant out of Adelaide, it will be an adventure!

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    because some fucking bitch there stole one of my shoes and half my costume, and smashed my best friend's $1200 perspex champagne glass bath that i'd borrowed for a competition there, just cos i beat her. and then the club covered it all up and just fed me a bunch of daiquiris and so when i actually had to compete 2 hours later with no shoes, half a costume and the main part of my show missing, i was so fucking drunk that i just threw my body paint all over the stage and on their chairs and wiped it everywhere and told them all to get fucked.

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    sounds fun!

    you should busk
    do your show on the street!

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    busking sounds fun.

    ashlee adams, coming soon to a shop front near you!

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    move to the states Kiss the frog ill turn in to a Prince and will will live happily ever after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    because some fucking bitch there stole one of my shoes and half my costume, and smashed my best friend's $1200 perspex champagne glass bath that i'd borrowed for a competition there, just cos i beat her. and then the club covered it all up and just fed me a bunch of daiquiris and so when i actually had to compete 2 hours later with no shoes, half a costume and the main part of my show missing, i was so fucking drunk that i just threw my body paint all over the stage and on their chairs and wiped it everywhere and told them all to get fucked.
    That is the greatest thing i have ever heard!

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    Why did you quit?

    You should become a professional tattooist.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    I think you should come to FL and be my sex slave!

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    Join the circus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I think you should come to FL and be my sex slave!
    I like this idea best...

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    teach or be the prinipcal or founder of a Stripper University.

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    You should be my feature duo partner. I've been wanting one for a while now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    You should be my feature duo partner. I've been wanting one for a while now...
    OOO..<<raises hand>> can I play too???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    OOO..<<raises hand>> can I play too???
    Trio? I think it would be the first trio ever, so if Darcy is in, it's on. We just have to find a way to get her to America....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Trio? I think it would be the first trio ever, so if Darcy is in, it's on. We just have to find a way to get her to America....
    That would be awesome...could you imagine? A sweet little Southern girl..a hot Aussie and a bitch Jersey girl...we'd OWN the clubs!!!

    Menage a tois..here for 3 nights ONLY!! LOLOLOL

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    ^^Raddest idea ever. I'd buy tickets. Now we just need creative ideas for smuggling Darcy to the States. Orange crate? Oil tanker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Trio? I think it would be the first trio ever, so if Darcy is in, it's on. We just have to find a way to get her to America....
    YESYESYESYEYYSEYSEYSIUEFHNSPDOFH(*S*[email protected]!!!!!!!

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    Darcy Foxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Why did you quit?

    You should become a professional tattooist.
    i had a lot of reasons for quitting, i'll post on LJ about it soon

    and i would LOVE to be a tattooist but unfortunately my artistic skills leave much to be desired haha

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    Um.............English to Australian textbook translations??
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Darcy Foxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    Um.............English to Australian textbook translations??
    haha. except apparently i speak in a weird hybrid of australian and english so people would never understand me

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